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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 16h

6) unilateral disarmament of Russia’s nuclear capabilities as it continues to prove to the world that it cannot suppress its worst instincts

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 4d

I read a great article (Esquire?) years ago that focussed on the Juggalos. The ‘outcasts are my family’ message was really poignant. Faygo was also discussed in great detail. You’re thinking of feijoada?

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 4d

Your ICP lore is lacking…

a man is standing in front of a door wearing a hat and a mask .

ALT: a man is standing in front of a door wearing a hat and a mask .

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 4d

Granted, Faygo sounds like a vaguely gay soda…

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 5d

Let’s say Epstein files are ruinous and chock full of felonies. Can his foot-dragging be considered obstruction of justice? You know, once people with a conscious are back in charge?

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 5d

Go ahead and spit in his face, Kevin. None of us will take issue with it…

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 6d

My mom admitted she voted for Trump. She’s not a Nazi, but she’s dumb as fuck…

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 6d

Limp B was like Four Loko for your ears…

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 6d

Stroked out, coked out and kicked out…

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 6d

He and Bayless are like a more culturally diverse Dumb & Dumber spinoff…

Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 6d

One more pick-6 is what you mean, yeah?

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 6d

It smells like bitch in here!

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 7d

Goddam Chi-town. You go!

Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 7d

This “No Kings” bit is some bullllshit. Y’all would lay down in an instant for this handsome bugger…

Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

I take umbrage with the Ice T quote, as we all know that Ice T is what killed hip hop.

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

What is Ohtani doing in Tennessee?

Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

I can clench like a Venezuelan muling an 8 ball past customs…

Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

My mom forbid me to see Life of Brian and so I saw it five times. It is therefore the greatest Python film because it taught me the power of a finger stuck into the eye of authority. Also, Biggus Dickus.

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

Can I poop in it? Asking for a friend.

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

Godzilla Mode

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

They runnin out of planes…

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

Tomlin blaming the Browns for trading Flacco when Rodgers is throwing directly into defenders. Your unc is the bad unc, Mike

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

“So then he says ‘sell me land for my hotels in Crimea’ and I said ‘is that ketchup on the wall?’ and then I heard him shit his pants and the staff and I laughed at him and I gave him a box of crayolas…”

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Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

How much cum can a Kennedy count if a Kennedy could count cum?

Jim’s Farts @grippycaballeros.bsky.social · 8d

A Prince Albert is a body mod where you get your dick pierced. Perhaps a Prince Andrew can mean having it forcibly removed by the king.