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Honestly, nb/trans person here...high key so do I.
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I am suddenly filled with the urge to play a D&D character who is an inveterate multi-level marketing scamme--I mean merchant. NOT a pyramid schemer. A direct sales girlboss goddess who has an exponentially increasing income stream from every town she travels through.
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Also, I haven't even played Hades, but after seeing your fanart I might have to.
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Oh...oh my.

"I may be asexual, but I am not blind" might sum up my reaction to this series from you.
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Having just finished Guards! Guards!, I'm gonna go with Carrot. He's the quintessential cinnamon roll who has no idea what he's gotten himself into. And the way the jedi are framed across episodes 1-6 (I haven't bothered with the sequels), that's the most generous way to see them.
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Playing Final Fantasy V in 2025 hits different, with Cid's grandson's name being Mid...no wonder his parents aren't in the picture.
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I'd forgotten he existed. I thought he'd chicken-shat his way to Cancun that one winter Texas suffered the worst infrastructure disaster in years, and taken on a new identity or something. If I'm being honest, I wish he had. Would have done us all a favor.
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I fail to see what eye-blinkin' has to do with it; he died 160 years ago.
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Look, it could have come from anywhere, you don't know.
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I wonder if it makes a difference whether the bullet is being carried by a European swallow or an African swallow.
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Imagine if it had done a sort of zig-zag pattern though, and still hit him. That would have been some actual proof that god intended it to happen. And *also* given scientists something more to work on. Win-win.
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Latest update says "The shot came straight at him," which tends to be how bullets travel. Very perceptive journalizing.
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The first two seasons of Digimon were great fits for morning cartoons, very kid-friendly, etc. It's the third season that started off meta, and then turned into full-on cosmic horror. The only way they could have censored it was by not airing it at all. Still showed new episodes, Saturdays at 8 😀
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In hindsight, kind of a miracle that season in particular even made it over here.
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And and, caveat, I watched this as it aired STATESIDE! So this not only had to be aired in Japan to children in the first place, it also had to be localized and put through notoriously heavy censorship by whatever US company's job it was to make sure it was suitable for kids over here.
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And, the writer of Digimon Tamers having also written Serial Experiments Lain...what on earth were these corporate fuckwits expecting, anyway? Or did they just greenlight another Digimon show because the first two seasons did well, and ignore everything else?
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Age verification...I remember watching Digimon Tamers as it aired, with Fox Kids' seemingly increasingly desperate attempts at being toxically positive, way before toxic positivity was even a thing, as the show it was advertising to children slid ever further into a Lovecraftian nightmare.
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I'll blame taking three years of French in high school.
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"Sprang" feels like a Germanic word like "sprach" and the like. Utilitarian and harsh to me. Maybe I just need to read and write it more so it feels less awkward.
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Not yet, but I have it and it just sprang to mind.

("sprang" feels desperately like it should not be a word...)
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The men? At arms.
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The knife? Subtle.
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I don't even care if I'm misinterpreting this format.

The Red Fern? I know where it grows.
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Terabithia? There's a Bridge to it.