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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

It amazing how many treaties get signed in double quick time, just so that Delegates can get back in their spaceships and scarper....😁🙊

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

Only if me can wear them on my feet.....😏

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

Wait till you see the yellow marigolds.....😖

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

Pure woven Dalekenium....

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair ALL Bars can be Monkey Bars with just a few added Ogrons....

Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

Him and the Draconian Prince.
Had to have a star stuck on the dressing room door.🙄

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

Hmmm.....🤔
Can't think of one at the moment....

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

Dalek Pranks are the BEST pranks. 😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry these questions all above my pay grade.
Also, me is thick as mince. 🤷‍♂️😁

Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

Me always try and use 'voice to text' as me have MASSIVE fingers.
(Although it keeps trying to change 'me' to 'i' for some reason...?) 🤷‍♂️

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

To be honest, leaving a button like that around the place when tired Ogrons want to plant their bums for a quick rest is NOT a good idea!

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

WORST. PHOTOSHOOT. EVER.
Try sharing a dressing room with THAT lot! 😬

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

People will say this just a conspiracy theory....but are there any Ogrons left alive in Prague these days.....?
Me rest my case. 🤨

Ed Lord @modison.bsky.social · 4d

Just visited a church in Prague.

I was a little surprised to see that before he moved to Devil's End, a certain renegade was putting a shift in here.

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2d

The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈

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Martin A W Holmes @hwam.bsky.social · 5d

Next Time on...
VISION ON SOUND

Steve Hatcher gets eclectic again

Sunday Oct 19th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time)
@FabRadioInt Channel 1
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Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visiononsound

VoS Show 257 - Yr 6, Ep 03

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 7d

When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 7d

When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 9d

No, not OGRONS, silly!

(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷‍♂️

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11d

Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11d

Me didn't have time even to put on my Diplomats Underpants....😔

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11d

Hmmm.....that might just fool him....😹😹😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11d

He he! Me might try that one on him later....😹
🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11d

Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 11d

If we wait long enough, one of the Timeless Children will eventually regenerate into him. 🤷‍♂️

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