Simon
@guerrillagram.bsky.social
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I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, and zip tied to an insane migratory water fowl. Australian. One of the flunkies from sector 7G. Former pilot. Writer. Historian. Traveller. Been watching the ebb and flow of world-class insanity my whole life.
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guerrillagram.bsky.social
I never thought I'd live in a time when this would be relevant as anything but a historical document...
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blue-oleta.bsky.social
No need to hunt all over for Antifa headquarters. It's located in Arlington National cemetery. There are 400,000 members there.
guerrillagram.bsky.social
Just so happens that it's my job in Australia to process mineral resources, get the goodies out of the rocks.
I can smell a payrise coming on...
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fredguttenberg.bsky.social
This senile liar who currently occupies the White House does not remember that he was President on January 6th.

If you voted for this senile liar, and if you enable him today, you clearly are ok with breaking America. The ruins of our once great nation are because of you.
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therealjackhopkins.bsky.social
This isn’t about politics; it’s about ownership of the scoreboard. When the scoreboard changes owners, the game changes. The sale no one voted on...and why you should care.🔥👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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antongerashchenko.bsky.social
9-yr-old Ukrainian Sasha Paskal has won gold&bronze medals at the All-Ukrainian Rhythmic Gymnastics Competition "Black Sea Cup"

In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation

Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
guerrillagram.bsky.social
Eustachian tubes connect your ears with the throat, for equalising pressure in your ear drums.
When you blow your nose, it can cause a positive pressure, which tries to equalise through those tubes.
An old pilot trick used when the ear drums don't equalise after gaining or losing altitude.
guerrillagram.bsky.social
Don't try this at home, kids.
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bluskypolitics.bsky.social
📌 in other words . . .

Canks is TRASH ‼️‼️‼️⬅️🐥
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atrupar.com
Q: How many layoffs have you authorized?

TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.
guerrillagram.bsky.social
The last two times I went to the Australian War Memorial, specifically to see G for George again, unfortunately both times the aircraft hall was under renovation and closed to the public.
Luckily, I'd visited before, and will hopefully visit again.
One of the world's great museums.
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robinh2.bsky.social
You know the assignment 👍
It'd be a real shame if this photo of President Obama receiving his Nobel peace prize went viral today, for no particular reason
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neutralgena.bsky.social
you guys gotta prepare yourselves for real on what you will do when an ICE raid happens in front of you. remember SALUTE when reporting. REPORT IMMEDIATELY! call the hotline BEFORE you post on social media, BEFORE you text your friends, BEFORE you engage with ANY state or federal officers.
guerrillagram.bsky.social
Apparently there actually IS a line they won't cross.
Who would have guessed?
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Marge Greene yesterday, Loomer today.
guerrillagram.bsky.social
Gone are the glory days when they were averaging 1500-1600 per day, and half a dozen to a dozen tanks.
Either they are getting smarter, or they are running out of meat for the grinder.
Or maybe out of oil...
guerrillagram.bsky.social
He could say "The grass is purple!" And they'd lap it up, cheer, attack the green grass people, and repeat it everywhere as gospel.
Then, 6 months later, he could say "People who think the grass is purple are traitors, because the grass has always been red" and they'd cheer, lap it up, and attack.
guerrillagram.bsky.social
This should really freak out the anti vaxxers.
But, of course, it won't.
bindiatthebeach.bsky.social
He got a Covid vaccine.
He got a Covid vaccine.
He got a Covid vaccine.

And he has a quack for a doctor.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane