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GummyFredo™
@gummyfredo.bsky.social
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aka Luis Rich aka Carl Budding aka Breastalynn Squibb aka Frodo Faggins aka TubbyFredo aka Fredon't aka Peppermint Petty aka Donny Dorko aka CandyFredo
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It must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like Fuck yessssssss, get out of there
UGH the two guys I kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension, they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid life
I liked it. There is a scene where Jessica Biel is in a disguise and part of the disguise is her holding a paper bag of groceries but it's the most cartoon version with the bread poking out the top and the carrot greens hanging over the side. Cinema. Also Parker Posey is having a blast.
I bet the tootsie pop owl gave terrible head
[Average size penis humiliation] hahahah your dick isnt too big or too small. Jerk your stupid normal penis using any where from three to all of your fingers. It would probably feel reasonably good inside me because its of regular length
What i miss most about twitter, insta, Facebook was blocking everyone. I was constantly blocking. *Stares wistfully into the distance*
I just need to find a handsome, bearded, short haired, clear skinned woman with a long thick clit and bulging muscles
Someone is so close to having a breakthrough
They are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to texts
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Not even Hitler's Brownshirts sported masks to hide their identity. Watch Trump's Nazi ICE Gestapo terrorize this woman because of the color of her skin. 😡😡😡👇
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Time management is key
Fellatio? In today's work a day world?!
I'm only sucking dick for 2 to 3 minutes because I am busy. I don't have time. I have a career.
Censoring ass when the post is about throating a giant cock
Gay men brought back the 70s stache, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. Say the line Meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)
Been really getting into something called doing whatever I want lately
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I went to the Amish grocery store
This unnecessary bday gift I just received 😂😭
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the only good use of the internet is gay sex, everything else has been a mistake