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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · 4d

Lifted, not stirred

A heavy haulage truck with a large airbrushed Sean Connery 007 mural along the back of the cab and another mural along the right side of the cab ft Timothy Dalton, Judi Dench, and Roger Moore in the respective roles as M and 007

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · 4d

Non-dominant? You mean my sub hand??

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · 5d

The biggest dumper comes thru in the biggest moment! GOMS 🔱

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · 14d

Stayed up past 6am to watch 15 innings of struggles only to see the M’s emerge victorious.

Current Mood:

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · 17d

Debatable

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · 17d

Knew Mariners fuckery was afoot when they scored one single run off bases loaded no out

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · 17d

Live look at the Mariners:

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · 17d

Seen a lot of discourse around the new TSwift song “Wood”, and while I’m not exactly sure of the context, I think it’s pretty cool she has a song dedicating to legendary Seattle frontman, Andrew Wood. Here’s hoping for a target exclusive variant ft her cover of Hunger Strike

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Sep 24

But will Kirk Cameron be there, and will he have subway subs??

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Sep 21

I think it’s good, in fact, to pick policy ideas from a guy who wants to destroy democracy

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Sep 17

Going with A and living off pickled herring for the rest of my life

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Sep 13

TL;DR Weird little guys like to go die in far off places for stupid causes

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Sep 13

“You bastard guy! You kick my dog!”

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Sep 12

🎶 the bang-a bus is cumming and everyone is humping/ New York to San Francisco/ an inter-titty disco 🎶

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Sep 11

As the young poet Gavin Rosdale once sang 🎶 there’s no sex in the violence! 🎶

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Aug 23

Didn’t they say last summer that these mobs don’t represent the UK, but now they’re like “these bloodthirsty packs of wife beaters and kiddy diddlers are truly the soul of Britain”??

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Aug 15

The cops after the arrest:

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Jul 31

Me n my bestie getting matching bot fly larvae 🐛

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Jun 13

Somewhere Rod Stewart is seething

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Jun 8

Jamal Mashburn, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · May 17

And we don’t even have any tariffs on Florida!

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · May 13

You may not like it, but this is what peak Irishness looks like

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Apr 25

I feel sorry for the people for who cilantro tastes like soap

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Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Apr 24

My local is KRFC, Kentucky Ribs and Fried Chicken

Dick Warlock Fan Account @gwarzilla.bsky.social · Apr 24

The ubiquity and utility of chicken shops on nearly every corner is amazing. Perfect for that period between when the pubs close and your train arrives

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