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Hans the Hairypigcub

@hairypigcub.bsky.social

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33 🏳️‍🌈 he/him Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. You'll see kink, chastity, bondage, dildos, and more from me. I try to be friendly and responsive so feel free to slip into my DMs. NSFW 🔞 No Minors!

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · Apr 14

I was inspired to make this and hopefully it'll making answering the question "what are you into" easier. :D

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 9h

Even after taking 2 loads this afternoon, I'm still desperate to bred. Come on, put a piglet in me, come on!

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 10h

Last minute Fat Cage Friday. Wanting to be a fine pork roast.

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 1d

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 1d

I use a type of diabetic sock, they are super stretchy around the leg while also staying tight enough to not slide down.

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · Jan 11

Sometimes you just want to be a pretty pink piggy who takes cocks.

Getting over the flu might have made me a tad more horny than before.

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 4d

As you should, make sure it's salty sweet and tender hehehe

Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 4d

Oh! Oh no! 🥴👉👈

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 4d

I've been posting a lot of my ass lately so here's a more proper cage check and body shot.

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 4d

Wiggle wiggle 😜

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · Jun 3

Day 3: something to brighten up your Monday.

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 5d

I've got a lot of loose skin in my sac sometimes, especially while caged hehehe

Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 5d

You know it! 😉

Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 5d

I have a MIGHTY NEED for someone to use my hole.

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 5d

If I'm able to confuse your libido and your appetite, I have succeeded!

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 5d

It makes a great distraction and tries to offset blame.

Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 6d

Oh I read private equity and immediately understood. Private equity firms were the downfall of companies like Toys R Us and, recently, Joanne's fabric. This is corporate greed, nothing else.

Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 6d

a cartoon character says " i have a " in pink

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 20d

For those who use telegram and are interested, I made a channel that will mirror here. It might also get some special love as I might drop stories old or new as well as commissioned art, etc.

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18+ only NSFW. A place for me to post photos, art, and content pertinent to my life as an alternative to Bsky. I will be posting nudes, lewds, kink, and extreme content, be warned. Icon by Drexyie

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 7d

My apologies, is there any way I can make it up to you?

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Infy Hawg @bearhawkpig.bsky.social · 8d

And that's two useless nubs where they belong.

Happy #Locktober to me~

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WolfsNebula🔞 @wolfsnebula.bsky.social · 8d

Dad dinner date! Looks like Kon got a little impatient about stuffing the pork 👀

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Kon and the boar dad making stuffed pork ;)

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Cookie Goodboy🎸 @cookie-goodboy.bsky.social · Oct 8

Locktober is about having fun with a kink.

It's totally okay if you can't be caged for 31 literal days. It's also okay if your anatomy or skin won't permit a more typical chastity situation.

Take breaks if you need.

While you take breaks maybe try other things to keep the locktober spirit alive

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 9d

Just putting their plate on the floor at your feet to let them be a glutton like the meat animal they are. Feel and rub their belly as they fill it, reminding them that the more they eat the closer to your plate they get.

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · 9d

Kicking off Locktober! How horny can we make me?

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Hans the Hairypigcub @hairypigcub.bsky.social · Feb 11

@bearhawkpig.bsky.social fucking a load into the pig before putting the pig in the hog cooker.

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