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Hatsune Mike

@hatsunemike.bsky.social

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Mar 9

we are so back

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 12h

I’m about to throw my phone out the window

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 12h

I’ve reached peak middle age. I’m mad at a gd crossword puzzle

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 12h

There’s a special place in hell for whoever puts a rebus in a crossword

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 14h

How come there’s no Puerto Ricans in Elden Ring

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 2d

I would quote this all the time as a faggy ass child. How my parents didn’t know is beyond them

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 2d

oh NOOOOOO

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 2d

New Rosalía

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 3d

Can you imagine posting a “close friends consent check” story and being told no. I’d simply kms

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 3d

*playing chess with Chappell Roan*
Me: Good rook babe

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 4d

A forever classic two album run for me

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 6d

finished a broad city rewatch

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 7d

Can’t really describe why, but every year I tear up watching NYC marathon videos 🥹

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 8d

Anyway. I’m back and shitposting

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 8d

Kinda wild how much quitting your job and starting a new job helps improve your mental/physical health

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 8d

No longer waking up with dread

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 8d

Kinda wild how much quitting your job and starting a new job helps improve your mental/physical health

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jul 5

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jul 5

Are you spilling the tea? I don’t see anyone else around here, so you must be spilling the tea?

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jul 5

You know what. I see it

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jul 4

Hey diva, they’re not dilfs, they’re just men your age by now

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jun 29

survived another Pride

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · Jun 27

god damn he's cooking

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jun 25

The only thing worse than an unsteamed Pride flag is an unsteamed Bear Pride flag

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jun 23

Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jun 21

Me in New Zealand in 2006: “that kid walks like a bitch”

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Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · Jun 20

Causing gay panic by texting all my friends “omg did you mean to post that on stories???”

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