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Official Gov Description: Flight challenged colony of biracial nudists SIGN to protect Island’s Marine Reserve https://wwf.org.au/get-involved/an-antarctic-safe-haven/

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 2d

First they tariff us Penguins. Then they pepper spray Frogtifa. Whats stopping them
From torturing teddy bears next?!!

Support Frogtifa!

Frogtifa @frogtifa.bsky.social · 2d

Join the ribbitstence!

ICE only belongs in northern ponds and in Whiskey!

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 2d

Why hasn’t this hit @cnn.com @theguardian.com @washingtonpost.com @nytimes.com @msnbc.com yet? Surely this is tied to the blatant corruption of a free jet and millions to Trump family.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 2d

It’ll be Trojan all right just not a horse

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 2d

Okay if we give POTUS our nicest iceberg for free, will he build us a Training Base in Florida? We need a place to train jungle warfare operatives

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 2d

Beautiful ❤️❤️

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 3d

She knows what’s on the files :)

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 3d

Our gov patiently awaits verification

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 5d

St. Catherine st, Montreal

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 8d

That’s not a real frog

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 8d

About an administrations worth

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 8d

Kristi Noem can use our bathroom facilities anytime she likes. We have an open stall, just up the ridge line, take a left into the volcano.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 11d

That’s fair, thanks for the info. Hopefully at the very least those orgs would reach out to formally complain their positions are being misconstrued in a partisan way which does not reflect their actual statements. Unless the “checks website”… National Chicken Council… agrees with the statement

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 11d

Serious question, can these organizations sue the Gov for misrepresentation and defamation? @muellershewrote.com

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 12d

It’s also on the WH website at the top

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 12d

Also look at the WH banner page

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 12d

It’s also at the top of the WH page

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 12d

What is happening over there??

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 18d

Inspirational, see our latest ❤️🐧

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 18d

PRESS STATEMENT: Simply unacceptable behavior by the UN, stopping this escalator while PM Tuxley II stepped onto it aside his wife, Lady Beakatrice.

We will tariff & fire anyone who dares suggest these ramps never move, and we will SUE the lunatics who almost broke Lady B’s angelic features.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 22d

While we support the freedom to use TikTok, we don’t feel USA will use data any more responsibly than China. Therefore, we are giving traveling Terns and Skuas complimentary access to ICE-Blok, our new dual feature social media and anti-Gestapo app.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 24d

💫💫🥇

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 24d

Gross

Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 24d

We firmly believe firing comedians is not a sign of a healthy democracy. In some countries, they even elect them to defend against ambitious fascists. — PM Tuxley II

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 25d

Oh but he already has.

3I/ATLAS Fan Account @bigstape.bsky.social · 25d

Odds that Trump will declare war on a bird?

Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 25d

Countries that declared war on birds… and lost.

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 26d

We get it now! USA is playing a kind of “Opposite Day” this week to confuse its opponents. ie:

Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who badmouths him will be fired.

The frivolous lawsuits and weaponization of the fbi still needs to stop, right after we sue NYT and raid Chicago, et al

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