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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · Jan 3

New Year, New Plans, New Pinned Post!! (with a template that isn't new but has definitely had an update!)

You can read my stuff here archiveofourown.org/users/Letore...

Or search my profile for my art and fics using #buttdoodles
and #buttwords

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 4h

I think that since the fic is a little calmer atm, leading up to the end of the year, I might actually end up posting shorter fnwtw chapters more frequently, because there are a few things I want to touch on that I think would actually benefit from being standalone chapters.

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 8h

Oh my god, I feel this. Why are these fuckers always breathing so damn much in the first draft

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 9h

Oh 100%, Stolas makes some sort of remark, and Blitz is acting mock offended like, "that's no way to address your PRINCESS"

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 18h

Very tiny spoilers for chapter 47

A long time ago, when this section of the fic was very different, the realtor was so clueless about hellborn, she thought Blitz was Stolas’s princess, and after being offended with it for a few seconds, Blitz absolutely relished being Stolas’s princess for a day.

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 18h

Went to do the pre-sleep repost and realised I just completely forgot to mention that it's chapter 47 of fnwtw anywhere in the original post 😂

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1d

I experienced the nightmare that is finding a new place and moving earlier this year, and well... they say to write what you know.
archiveofourown.org/works/555884...
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#buttupdates

Lying in bed all day, he could only spend so long staring at his phone before the boredom grew too much, and sure, the short walks and vague change of scenery were a distraction, growing in frequency as he was able to handle more, but he was itching to leave.
So he immediately jumped at the opportunity when Stolas offered, “Doctor Practice has given permission for you to leave the hospital for an hour tomorrow, if you would like-...”
“Fuck yes, get me out of here,” he pleaded jokingly (but it was only half a joke).

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1d

I experienced the nightmare that is finding a new place and moving earlier this year, and well... they say to write what you know.
archiveofourown.org/works/555884...
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#buttupdates

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1d

Internet is slow, but it's back 🥳

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1d

My Internet providers gone down, and if it isn't back up for me to post the first chapter I've finished on time in the last month, I'm gonna be real sad

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1d

Boy do I have a fic coming for you eventually

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1d

My Internet providers gone down, and if it isn't back up for me to post the first chapter I've finished on time in the last month, I'm gonna be real sad

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1d

I constantly think about this shit, like would Blitz be happy being pregnant all the time and pumping out 20+ kids? No.

Would *I* be happy making him pregnant 20 times? Oh, very much so 😎

(side note: maybe I'm doxxing myself. But I went to school with one of those huge families that got a TV show)

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 1d

Okay looks like it is the helluva/homestuck stuff, but prior to getting confirmation of that, I received another email saying it was coming from "Eternal Love" with a Warren James email, and for those who don't know, Warren James is a jeweller in the UK so I was really fucking confused.

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 4d

I recieved a parcel tracking number and have absolutely no idea what it is, no email confirmation, except the corier saying they're expecting a package, and I think the only stuff I'm waiting on his helluva merch, so... YAY 🥳

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emery ᡣ𐭩 stolas' little explorer (comms closed) @impssecretary.bsky.social · 1d

i fucking i don't even
love u exist
( •_•) (•_• )
( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\
me blitz buckzo

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오야|Oya @oyaanifanart.bsky.social · 2d

🍂📚_Such a gentle day to share a story together

#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz

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Kaz-o'-lantern 🎃 HB Spoilers @kayzowl.com · 5d

my bday is in a couple weeks and this year i'm holding a comment raffle! so go comment on some fics and say some nice stuff to people, that's all i want this year ✨ and you have a chance to win some art from me if you do!

kayzowl birthday comment raffle, with two one-hour doodles as examples of the prize up for grabs on the right. Rules:
1. Reply to this post with a link to (or screenshot of) your comment on a fic.
2. Must be a new comment made during the month of october, 2025. (the fic does not have to be new, just your comment.)
3. one comment = one entry, with no limit on how many entries! comments can be any length, even a few emoji.
on november 1st I'll choose a winner who will receive a doodle similar to these. The winner will have 24 hours to reply and claim their prize before I pull a new winner.
The comment can be on any fic in any fandom! bonus points if it's a fic with less than 100 kudos. Feel free to recommend the fics you commented on in this thread, too! let's spread some positivity.

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Xyliax @xyliax.bsky.social · 2d

Uh oh, Andrealphus discovered Stolas's little secret. Would be a shame if something happened to-

ah. hmm. Well then. RIP.

#helluvaboss #andrealphus #blitz #blitzø #blitzo #au #mermaid #siren #art #fanart

Andrealphus walking on an ice sheet he's formed over the pool that Siren Blitz is in. Blitz is cornered at the end of the pool, looking very concerned about the ice.

Blitz drowning Andrealphus in a comical manner. Blitz has a cute nonchalant look on his face, while andrealphus is squawking and thrashing in the water.

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 2d

He looks so cute with his lil bump and his lil pout 🥺

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ThePrincessBird 🐣👑 @thebridjovi.bsky.social · 3d

😋 little draws from the AU -> @impassociate.bsky.social

Bc i love blitzpreg
Ok?

#Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossfanart #Stolas #Blitzo #HelluvaBossStolas #HelluvaBossBlitzø

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🔞 Big Bird 🔞 @twotontoucan.bsky.social · 4d

From the Blossoms Comes the Sweetness of Honey.

Collab with @helluvalotofbutt.bsky.social! Please read their fantastic fic, link bellow!

#FatFur #Stolitz #Feederism #Feedism

A digital illustration of Stolas and Blitzo from Helluva Boss. Blitz enthusiastically shoves a big piece of chocolate cake to Stolas' mouth, who looks flustered. His tummy is peeking from his clothes and his upper set of eyes are rolling backwards, meanwhile Blitz's tail is wagging mischievously.

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 2d

🤝 🫠

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like for Stolitz, it makes sense for Stolas to be bimbo'd, he'd slip into it easily, and when his brain is goo, Blitzø will pull his hair, and call him a good lil slut who looks prettiest sucking daddy's dick.

But the idea of bimbo Blitzø with Stolas trying to dom is fucking hilarious.

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 3d

I forgot that bimbofication was on the club consent week prompt list. *looks at all the wips I have to work on and sighs longingly*

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 3d

I think I've finally figured out what I want to do with Finn's older sister (my OCs) and it's sapphic slow burn enemies to lovers.

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 4d

Also I did double check if it was a scam, but it's all legit, just have no fucking clue what it is!

🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 4d

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🔞Kay 🍑 "chronically blitzpilled" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 4d

The one time Viv liked one of my posts, the 3 posts prior were a repost of a new fnwtw chapter, me yapping about how they should both gain comfort weight ebause it would be hot, and the art I drew of him on his knees v preg with leaking tiddies.

So, uh, yeah, I feel it.

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