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herne.bsky.social
Herne
@herne.bsky.social
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Ranting Canadian, Print Designer & Production Curmudgeon, and Occasional Smartass. Mostly here for the dog, cat, and baby goat pics… Opinions are my own.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · Feb 1
Canada does not negotiate with terrorists.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 17m
JD is so full of himself…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 23m
I can only turn it off three times a year?

I only need to turn it off once!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 31m
Maybe try NOT being an asshole, Mike?
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 31m
Something something flag desecration something…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 33m
Thanksgiving Dinner provided by the gov't?! Sign me up!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 14h
Nobody is going to admit that Donny is falling apart… that's just giving Russia a chance to act.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 15h
Eee!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 19h
Looks disgruntled…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 19h
From the Dept of "Keep the Military paid so they don't rebel against me."
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 23h
AUGH! I've been trying to get one all week.

Last month I got one on like my third cast on the first day. I guess I was spoiled.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 23h
Mostly because current politicians aren't especially good role models…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 23h
Shawn: Hold my beer.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 23h
*majestic pose*
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
This idea that we'd actually believe that Donny is in "good health" when the evidence clearly shows it isn't true…

Not like they'd say, "Yeah he's a train wreck!" anyway.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
And a mental age of 107… and also sometimes 3.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
"Strange man says that people shouldn't dress funny."
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
It smacks to me as failure of fiduciary duty by publishers who fail to register copyright on books they are contracted to represent…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
This boy… 🤷‍♂️
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
"Why are the poors allowed to roam the streets unsupervised!? Why aren't they in the mines working?!"
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
They don't force you to take junk mail either. All you have to do is say no, and MOST Postal Workers will honour that. The distributor pays to get it printed and delivered.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
Work update from coworker/Project Manager; Job status still unknown.

Was supposed to start "end of October" but we still have no status update…

Seems unlikely at this point.

Everyone is holding their breath while Donny systematically destroys US education…

ESL books are low priority…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, the same thing could be said for newspapers and magazines…

If they'd just invest in making paper out of hemp…
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
I knew it! The anti-autism gene is in the foreskin!
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
I'm still a bit astonished at politicians, esp Americans, pushing the idea that women are just going out two or three times a year and having abortions, like it's a weekend trip. Or women just popping "Plan B" pills after a big weekend like they're vitamins… Because this isn't happening. Ever.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 1d
Mutton chops are his thing…
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