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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · 3d

What kinda music do I like?
*taps dumpster

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Sep 9

Idea: Slimming body stockings for cats. Sphanx. Give me money.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Jul 19

The Cap’n gets a lot of the (deserved) credit, but EVERYONE’S HAIR on Strange New Worlds is the best. Shocking hair game for one show.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Jun 29

Finally saw Sinners. Seemed like things were going pretty good for the brothers B. Jordan until Mumford and Sons showed up.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Jun 28

America almost made it to 250. Sad when they die right before a big milestone. The Betty White of constitutional democracies.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · May 20

My kid gave me a wonderful early Father’s Day gift today: Knowledge that the concept of High School has forever left my life and will never return.

So proud of you, Kiddo. ❤️

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · May 8

NYC Pope > Chicago Pope.
Chicago Pope is basically a casserole.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · May 3

Inglourious Basterds is just a feel good family movie now. Haven’t watched it in a while and we all just smiled and cackled the whole time.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · May 2

Seems they took it down. Now to see if they respond to my demand for payment.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · May 2

Here's a site illegally selling one of my shirt designs. www.threadsquad.com/view/26184/g...

If you're bored, please email [email protected] and let him know what you think about his actions.

If you're REALLY bored, flood his voicemail box: 317-687-4478

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · May 1

In the lead up to May the 4th, I wanted to spotlight the many wonderful folks I've had on FORCE FIVE (where I have a guest come on & share their top 5 Star Wars collectibles & we have a bit of a chat).

Next up, it's @hijinksensue.bsky.social!

FORCE FIVE - A Star Wars Action Figure Show - Episode 16 - Joel Watson

YouTube video by Ken Plume

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Apr 7

Tomorrow I’m wishing all billionaires a very stock market crash.

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Science & Fiction @scienceandfiction.shop · Mar 23

🐶Happy National Puppy Day! Pick up a pin for the dog lover in your life (we know it’s you 😉) scienceandfiction.etsy.com

#nationalpuppyday

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Mar 13

This is also known as invading Panama.

NBC News @nbcnews.com · Mar 13

EXCLUSIVE: The Trump White House has directed the U.S. military to draw up options for increasing the American troop presence in Panama to achieve President Trump’s goal of “reclaiming” the Panama Canal, officials say.

Trump White House has asked U.S. military to develop options for the Panama Canal, officials say

Potential plans range from partnering more closely with the Panamanian military to a less likely option of U.S. troops seizing the canal by force, U.S. officials told NBC News

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MSNBC @msnbc.com · Mar 13

BREAKING: Judge orders some federal agencies to reinstate thousands of probationary workers.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · Mar 6

The new line: yes, recession, but ... recession good!

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Mar 7

I love you, we love you and we are so excited to be a part of your journey. You are unstoppable.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Mar 7

…at them, and everything they created on their own and synthesized it all into someone who I do not just love, but also admire. They are so much further along at this age than I was. Their heart is so much bigger than mine ever was as a young man.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Mar 7

The person I helped make is an adult today. Not just an adult, but a kind, compassionate, empathetic, fiercely TALENTED, and incredibly smart human being. It gives me so much pride to know this person that we created with our love has taken everything we gave them, everything the world had thrown…

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Mar 7

If you want them to feel VERY SPECIAL feel free to send them a few bucks with the Venmo or Cashapp links in the comments. College starts in the fall!

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Mar 7

🎉🎂 It’s my kid’s 18th birthday! If you’ve paid attention to their growth over the last couple of decades and want to make them feel special, please reply with a message of congrats or encouragement.

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Joel Watson @hijinksensue.bsky.social · Mar 3

Hey look, Dad! I finally did a sport! Stay dead, you miserable junky prick. 🏀⚾️⚽️🏉🥊⛳️

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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · Mar 1

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.

18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.

We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org

We're not done yet | 18F

18f.org

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · Mar 2

would be really funny if this works

Doug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · Mar 2

A guy was so horrified by what Trump did that he bought a full-page ad in the front section of the national Sunday New York Times — which costs somewhere north of USD $100,000 — asking him to resign

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Derek Johnson @derekjesq.bsky.social · Mar 1

"Have you said thank you even once?"

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