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Hirako Shinji 『真子 — 平子』 @taorero.bsky.social · Nov 16

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𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

YEAH RIGHT.

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

hey! i ain’t stupid!

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

WHY ARE YOU STUPID ???

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

WHY ARE YOU STUPID ???

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

to be fair i was half-jokin’ when i proposed. but i’m also not complainin’.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

you gay people. you move so fast.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

you gay people. you move so fast.

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

………two months on the 12th.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

how recent ??

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𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

how recent ??

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

how many roses do we know?

……no. it’s recent.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

I WAS JUST MAKING SURE WE WERE THINKING ABOUT THE SAME ROSE.

…

have you guys been a thing the whole time ?

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

I WAS JUST MAKING SURE WE WERE THINKING ABOUT THE SAME ROSE.

…

have you guys been a thing the whole time ?

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

OKAY, MAYBE HE IS, BUT WHAT’S THAT GOTTA DO WITH ME MARRYIN’ ROSE???

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY ?! HE’S SO PATHETIC.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY ?! HE’S SO PATHETIC.

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

( sputtering— )

HIS LIEUTENANT IS ONLY A LITTLE PATHETIC!!

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

YOU’RE MARRYING ROSE ????????? LIKE, ROSE ? OUR ROSE ?? OWNER OF A PATHETIC LOSER LIEUTENANT ROSE ?

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

YOU’RE MARRYING ROSE ????????? LIKE, ROSE ? OUR ROSE ?? OWNER OF A PATHETIC LOSER LIEUTENANT ROSE ?

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

…rose! 😌

( he’s very visibly delighted by this fact. )

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

( their brain is exploding. )

JUST TELL ME WHO THE FUCK YOU’RE MARRYING !

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

( their brain is exploding. )

JUST TELL ME WHO THE FUCK YOU’RE MARRYING !

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

yer so close.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

… are you marrying rose’s pathetic twink lieutenant ??

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

… are you marrying rose’s pathetic twink lieutenant ??

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

wrong tragic blond.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

ewww, dude, are marrying that stupid shopkeeper ?

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

ARE YOU**

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

ewww, dude, are marrying that stupid shopkeeper ?

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

that’s. actually hilariously accurate.

what if i make ya guess? i’ll give ya a hint: it’s someone ya know.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

who is this tragically lonely, horrifically desperate soul ?

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𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

who is this tragically lonely, horrifically desperate soul ?

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

oh, yer not gonna believe this one.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

WHO THE HELL AGREED TO MARRY YOU ???

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

WHO THE HELL AGREED TO MARRY YOU ???

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

I’M GETTIN’ MARRIED, DUMMY.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

you ? serious ? pfft.

you’re guh wuh ?? talk SLOWER.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

you ? serious ? pfft.

you’re guh wuh ?? talk SLOWER.

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

oh, shut up, i’m tryin’ to be serious here.

( deep breath )

imgettingmarried.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

probably because you’re crazy.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

probably because you’re crazy.

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

…this is gonna sound crazy.

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

( one last hiss before they settle. )

fine. what do you want ?

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

( one last hiss before they settle. )

fine. what do you want ?

❝ 𝐂𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙿𝚂𝙴. ❞ @5akanade.bsky.social · Nov 26

( WELL FINE HE CAN HISS BACK TOO. taking the opportunity to remove his leg from their grasp. )

look, seriously, do ya have a minute? can ya go a minute without bitin' me?

𝐁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝓢𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚃. @hiyorisarugaki.bsky.social · Nov 26

( WITHDRAWING TEETH FROM HIS LEG JUST TO HISS BACK [ AGAIN ]. )