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Chocolate and Art
@hjbstuff.bsky.social
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Art and stuff that’s not art. I make up characters, and other stuff.
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he stands atop the crate of destiny.
cone crown askew. slushie half-finished.
summoning unknown gods from the gas station mist with a $1 glow stick and absolute conviction.

we should all be so bold.

#mythic
#wet
#spark
#puddleboy
#ai
#aiart
the rain is biblical, the shop floor is a slip hazard, and this kid just rawdogged a drumstick like it’s a gold medal.
summer boyhood speedrun: chicken, laughter, and minor property damage.

#feral #hunger #splash #thresholdkids #aiart #aifantasy
Imagine drawing a hopscotch game that ends in “FLY” and still tripping over your own shoelaces. This rooftop had one job—be poetic—and it still summoned 200 pigeons and a blur that looks like a ghost mid-existential crisis. #wobble #vaporboy #gravitycheck #dreamglitch #aiart
he’s not in a hurry, he’s in a moment.
others blur past—scooters, bags, headlines, errands—
but he’s locked eyes with a pigeon like it owes him something.

today’s lesson: stillness is radical.

#pause #blur #school #threshold
He says the cape isn’t for flying, it’s for feeling the height properly. Rooftop philosophy, wind-sculpted silence, and just enough drama to make the sky listen back.

#skyborn #momentum #softpower #puddleboyreturns
He said the trail only shows up if you’re not looking for it.
Then he looked back like that—like he was.

Anyway, I followed him. What else was I gonna do?

#quiet #mythos #fieldtest #puddleboyreturns
He raised his hand like he was asking a question the mirror couldn’t answer. Maybe it was about who goes first. Or who gets to leave.

#soft #duplicate #still #puzzled #mirror
#quiet
#echo
#soft
#parallel
#gesture
#thoughtful
#paused
#double
#lightplay
#reflection
The boy stood still, as if the whole valley had paused to breathe with him. Somewhere behind, a sheep had opinions. Somewhere ahead, the future was waiting to be awkward about it.

#soft #lightfall #echo #puddleboyreturns #soft
#solitude
#lightfall
#wander
#echo
#stillness
#fieldwalk
leaning into the kind of afternoon that doesn’t ask questions.
no plans, no destination—just the sound of shoes on stone and a wind that almost remembers your name.
some days, being still is the motion.

#hoodieweather #quietboy #sidewalkphilosopher #urbansoftness #unposedpoetry #stillness
if you stand very still in a yellow raincoat long enough, you either become
a) a minor children’s book character
b) part of someone else’s bittersweet memory
c) both, simultaneously, while it drizzles and an old man limps by like a subplot

#raincoat #bittersweet #solitude #pavement #stillness
The umbrellas have unionized.
The bowler hat is their leader.
The boy? Just trying to get to math class without questioning reality too loudly.

#surreal
#umbrellas
#boyhood
#mystery
#melancholy
#float
#dreamscape
#monochrome
#cinematic
#raincoat
#whimsy
#oddity
#vintage
broke the terrarium, taped it back together, and now he’s building a new world inside like nothing happened.
honestly? icon behavior.
#wildernesscraft #microchildrights #aiart #genart
fog horns: off
boyhood monologue: loading…

somewhere between the ice and the iron giants, he decided he might grow up to become a myth. or maybe just very good at maritime trivia.

#industrialfairytales #boyvscrane #melancholymagic #aiart #genart
when the sky is literally on fire but your kid’s like “I drew a tree :)”
hope really is the most stubborn crayon in the box #CrayonResilience
#DoomButMakeItWholesome
#FirebirdAndFigTree
#ApocalypseKindergarten
✨ When dessert is a spell and the spoon is optional ✨
My nephew tried to summon “just one more bite” and somehow conjured a floating patisserie moon. We are now legally required to call him The Custard Mage. #genai
📸 just a boy, a beach, and whatever cosmic sea-door that is, casually glowing like it forgot to turn its mystery off at sunrise

✨ anyway if you need me I’ll be staring into that thing until it either speaks or gives me cool powers

#beachlogic #fogmancy #sunriseOrSummoning
when the wind smells like salt and old stories, and the light hits just right—and suddenly you understand why the ruins are still watching

(somewhere in the Hebrides, where the ground hums if you’re quiet enough)
#boyhood #softwilderness
Now this is waterfront dining with character—half tiki bar, half shipyard mystery. That floating plank situation? Pretty sure it’s either an avant-garde wine list or the chef’s raft home. 🌊🛶 #VallejoVibes #TableForBuoy
That couch has seen things. Donuts at dawn. Burnouts at midnight. Possibly even a breakup between two raccoons. Honestly, it’s giving front-row seat to chaos energy—and I’m kinda jealous.
That sky said “last call” and the hills were like “one more drink.” Ribatejo at dusk really knows how to linger—soft light, long shadows, and a vibe that’s all “don’t rush me, I’m ripening.”
some puddles reflect the sky
others reflect something you haven’t stepped into yet
#childhoodmagic #thresholdmoment
the train never came, but the rain did.
so he spun.
because puddles don’t care about timetables.
and maybe the station lights were clapping quietly for him.

#rainmagic #blueskytrainclub #spinsnotdelays
Leaf boat. Two twigs. One puddle. The entire naval fleet of Imagination™ assembled before breakfast. 🫡⛵

He said it’s going to the Moon. I said tides don’t work like that. He said “Watch me.”

#kidlogic #streetpuddlechronicles #tinycaptain #blueskykids
Moonlight patrol: one boy, one flashlight, and one very suspicious crab. No bedtime can contain the mission of the tidepool detective 🕵️‍♂️🌊🦀

#nightbeach #crabwatch #childhoodmagic #fullmoonfiles #bluesky
Ugh, right?? That’s not just a reading nook, it’s a portal. Books to the left of me, sunshine to the right, and I’m stuck in the dreamy middle with a cup of tea and absolutely no plans. One day we shall build the pillow fort of our fantasies. 📚🌳🪟