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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · Aug 25

master warden and the warden-consort (shadowbringers bad end)

#wolcred #mharcred

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Verd @verdandi.bsky.social · 9h

Forgot that I drew this

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 6h

this is also the plot of clone wars. I know what genfic dynamics I am about and have known for decades now.

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 6h

there’s like a specific energy of traumatized but proficient adults attempting to mentor kids with no parents and employed in the same job with a quarter of the experience while also trying to keep everyone from dying while also still saving the day which sounds stressful but is played like a sitcom

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 6h

finally realized what the dynamics between the twins and the elder scions reminded me of and it’s the relationship Agent Sasha and Agent Milla have to the psychonaut kids

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 8h

I wanted to see him try!! instead they tried to kill him and then graha shadowbringers’d him

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 8h

me too!! similarly to alisaie getting shot by the warriors of darkness it’s fun to know something Bad is going to happen but not know when or how :3c

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 9h

I’m being so patient for this scene because I know it is coming and I know it will be fun for me, torture and hostage situation drama enjoyer,

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 9h

I’m not going to lie I came up with the idea of a horse image to hide a nsfw thancred headcanon that was too hot for main in alt text and then couldn’t think of something spicy enough to put here. Uhhh I think he is really into free use kink stuff. Like we wants Y’shtola to interrupt his day to come fuck her. But she’s busy most days with work so even though they did the whole sexy contract thing they end up having sex like twice a week in normal evening hours and Y’shtola falls asleep after one round like 75% of the time.

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emmy ^_^ @ uni @memai333.bsky.social · Nov 22

her ass is NOT hiding!! #ff14

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10h

he’s still listening though because every so often he yells “stop calling them suitors”

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10h

Lyse: it says here that you answered “I am fluent in…” with “sarcasm”. yshtola dont you speak like five languages?

Y’shtola: What suitor would find the ability to speak ancient allagan appealing?

Lyse: gods you answered “education” with “the school of life”. yshtola you graduated from the studium.

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10h

Y’shtola: the lactic acids in the milk break down muscle fibers in the steak to create a tenderizing marinade. it’s simple culinary science.

Lyse: there’s a character limit. I can’t explain all that here.

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10h

Lyse: you could put that you’re an archon—

Y’shtola: intimidating. suitors will be threatened.

Lyse: uh. how about interests? you like shoes right?

Y’shtola: implies fetish.

Lyse: ooookay. what are you looking for then? let’s start there.

Y'shtola: sex.

Thancred: lead with that. you’ll go far.

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10h

Thancred: y’shtola’s profile popped up on my bumble when I accidentally set the proximity slider too close. you have to see this.

Urianger: She hath stated here she enjoys petting dogs? And watching The Office?

Lyse: gods it’s like watching an alien clumsily mime what it thinks a datable woman is

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10h

guy who isn’t sleeping tonight because he read a bad creepypasta on reddit

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 10h

taking Alphinaud out on duty support in one of the few “haunted” dungeons is always a joy and a pleasure. you can just attack them alphinaud! he doesn’t care. he’s scared.

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 11h

definitive scariest pieces of media:

- possum puppet pulling itself into the hallway that one time
- the scene in parasite where the child sees The Face
- every episode of courage the cowardly dog

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 11h

does the possum puppet do anything? no. is it scawwy and makes me want to turn off the tv and sleep the lights on? yes. 🥺

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 11h

when I write, horror lies in reality. people being scared means nothing if there are no consequences beyond mere fear. humans are the real monsters. which is all to say the horror movie monster that scares me most is the possum puppet. it is a creepy puppet with spider legs and it scares me a lot. 🥺

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 11h

thank you I only speak truths!! the lad loves a game theory!!

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 11h

alphinaud is not a coward because he stepped onto a garlemald warship with nothing but a vague ambassadorship to protect him just to forge peace between nations but I do think he has the energy of a boy who will not get a drink of water at night because five nights at freddys is at the fridge

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 11h

you did good you did great

Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 12h

I feel like I’ve brought up the time that my dad made me buy my own pads as a child while he cowed behind an aisle in regards to discussing ryne and thancred with specifically you before but I’m doing it again

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 12h

you could explain to me what “grant succor“ means fifty times over and whenever a character drops it in xiv, which is at least twice a patch, there will be a moment where I assume it is sexual

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Mharwyb’s Gen Fic Canon @horsetuna.bsky.social · 12h

this is how and why she starred in the exact events of silent hill 3

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