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Milwaukee's DrAwkward

@hotshotrobot.bsky.social

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IfIHadAHiFi and Body Futures drummer/vocalist guy. He/him. Skeeting about loud music, pro wrestling, and whatever I feel like. If you are anti-trans you aren't my friend. IfIHadAHiFi EP PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE now available: IfIHadAHiFi.bandcamp.com

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 8h

Hills Have Eyes was a godsend coming out of Covid, because it's all open air and outdoors so it wasn't as claustrophobic as some places. But I get it, they're not for everyone! Forced discomfort is part of the deal!

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 9h

This is a skeet about Milwaukee-area haunted house complexes, if it wasn't clear

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 9h

Man. Abandoned outside Racine has REALLY upped its game since we were last there before Covid, and it was really great back then. The new course back where the corn maze used to be is fuggin' incredible. Hills Have Eyes raised the bar and Abandoned rose to the occasion, clearly

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 16h

Matt gets us. He really gets us.

Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 18h

"Kitty paws are cute, but they can also give you Toxoplasmosis. This EP is sort of about Toxoplasmosis."

IfIHadAHiFi is the (great) band for the (awful) times on ‘Paws In The Bacon Grease’

“Kitty paws are cute, but they can also give you Toxoplasmosis. This EP is sort of about Toxoplasmosis.”

milwaukeerecord.com

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Scummy Water Tower @scummywatertower.bsky.social · 17h

Today, Milwaukee, Wisconsin based noise rockers IfIHadAHiFi released the first of two EPs coming out this fall. They also will releasing a reissue of their 2012 EP. @hotshotrobot.bsky.social
wrote an essay for SWT about the band's longevity.

scummywatertower.com/artist-essay...

#Musicsky

Artist Essay: IfIHadAHiFi vs The Hustle By DJ Hostettler - -

DJ Hostettler of Milwaukee, Wisconsin noise rockers IfIHadAHiFI writes an exclusive essay about the band's legacy and finding a place in the Milwaukee music scene at over 50 years old.

scummywatertower.com

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 18h

Can we get every ICE protest in the country to dress up in inflatable animal costumes like in Portland? The visuals of ICE agents pointing at or shooting cute animals would kind of be really effective anti-ICE imagery, right? Not that I want anyone getting shot, of course (of COURSE)

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE is now streaming on all the streamers. Do it up.

A Spotify display of IfIHadAHiFi's PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE EP

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

PAWS IN THE BACON GREASE is now streaming on all the streamers. Do it up.

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

HAAAAAATE

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Haaaaaate

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

God fucking Christ I hate the Cubs

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Man, that may be even rougher! At least with 10 pm there's a chance we'll be leading a fuckin' PARTY

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

To quote Uecker during a game when the Crew was down 8-0: "couple grand slammers and we're back in this. I'm not worried"

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Ain't that the truth. I want the Crew to get revenge for 2018 sooooo badly tho

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, the Tigers are still in it!

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, to be a Brewers fan is to know eternal heartbreak. It is known

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

"Dansby Swanson" is the most "I wear a monocle to the opera"-ass name I've heard on a baseball team in a while

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

It's not a contest! We can both hate them!

Especially after that homer. God christing shit

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, that's what Google told me earlier

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

You are that rare white unicorn of a baseball fan: an intelligent Cubs fan that actually understands baseball

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

If nothing else, I would like the Brewers to not take it to game 5 because we're playing a show on Saturday and we go on at 10, so if the game Saturday starts at 7 that's a LOT of pressure on us depending on how the game goes

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Haaaaaate

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

God fucking Christ I hate the Cubs

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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

*biiiiiig sigh of relief* nice work getting out of it, Ashby

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

The two Brewers/Cubs games I have attended at Wrigley definitely back this up

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

God fucking Christ I hate the Cubs

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes

Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 1d

But seriously -- is there some sort of optical illusion in Wrigley that causes everyone to react to routine fly balls like they're surefire home runs?

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