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Hot Mess πŸ”₯
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My life feels like a test I didn’t study for…. NSFW, #Pansexual #Polyamorous #ENM #Kink #Switch #CoffeeLover #CatLover She/her
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Well, in that case, how could you be assured it’s accurate?

Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state and federal department of Weight and measures… to be dead-on balls accurate.
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Partner: I need to get some of those emery board things

Me: you mean nail files???

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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"
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Thanks. I have 15 piercings total
Happy Monday!

#Coffeeandboobs because I bought a new mug
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Whew
Panic attacks at the office are not fun ….. πŸ˜”
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