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Resident Fat dog ΘΔ

@houndmom64.bsky.social

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Artist Professional shitposting dog thing She/Her🏳️‍⚧️ You will lose braincells here. Music shit: blackhoundstudios.bandcamp.com 🔞🔞🔞

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Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 8h

Im only a brand loyalist to 2 companies for one reason
.cheap but good.

.AMD/Ryzen builds
.Local tex mex chain
"Here's your giant cheese quesadilla and cup of rice for 5$"(if you're sick or hungover its your best fren soul healing levels of shid)

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 9h

Most of my longest lasting relationships and friendships was because I decided to be silly instead of a facade
And share meals I made.
10/10 all info below will give you a more positive look on life.

Beam Stoat Kill-y✨Ro Sphix✨θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 12h

Be funny. Know how to cook

Know interesting things

Wash. Give a shit what you wear.

There, you're hot.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 9h

Yes there's ez mac but that shit costs more than a 5pk of boxes.

Im a broke tired bitch who needs easy food based gratification.
That isn't cup noodles.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 9h

Seeing the "how to make kraft dinner in the microwave" vid like its unlocking ancient secrets.

Cus ngl sometimes im to fuckin exhausted to boil water ngl.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 11h

Fuck it.
Im just gonna do the work costume day as Columbo.
Cus funny.
"Just one more thing. The corndogs are burning"

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 11h

Other good news
I didn't have Bam Margera redemption arc on my bingo card

He just uploads vids of hanging out with friends and re learning how to skate and just smilin.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 11h

Ngl Defect peaked my interest
over CE remake.

.dystopia cyberpunk squad shooter like ready or not.
.FUCKIN MICK GORDON BABYYYY

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 11h

Hey Bethesda. Heres a neat concept.

Make a quest type that isn't just

.find this shit
.kill this shit
.find the shit but now you gotta kill shit

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 11h

Like are we genuinely surprised hes doin this shit to the white house? He fuckin used the front lawn as a shitty car showroom a while ago.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

I like Lights more
But projections is wayy more popular.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

You would probably love The Bungles Plastic age then

Same energy.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

Fuckin same.
I hate food service im just cursed with "ik how to cooke good"

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome to the wild mixed bag.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

Im a line cook
And constantly want to fight customers. Especially last minute customers

My autistic ass craves a job where you shove me into a cubicle in the corner.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

Damn speaking in tongues

That's a certified comfort album right there.

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Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes a physical tragedy i can buy.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

A collection of smaller social interactions goes a long way if you have a busy schedule
.meal with friends?
.voice chat
The small things just like pocket change adds up.

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Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

I work full time in food service
I get monday n Tuesday off so i have friends give me an advance notice on planned events so I can file a request off.
If not play a social game like webfishing or 76. Not much but it keeps me mildly sane.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

I think for shits n giggles Sega should just release the Dreamcast 2
(Make sure it has the security flaw of the launch model..reads PAL and homebrew games out of the box)

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

I have opinions on the halo remake but im gonna keep em to myself unless I want angry gamers in my feed.

Ill leave you with
Use Ai in your game?
I ain't buying nor pirating your shit. Already had the displeasure of peeping the trainwreck of High on life when I was testing game pass 2 yrs ago.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

Man got so pissed at the current state of the world they're making a sequel to Hong Kong 97

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

They say your bodies a temple. Mines the one Nathan Drake keeps crashing trucks through.

Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 1d

Found out the hard way some hot sauce does in fact turn into a biological weapon.

I've been pretty much bedridden since noon.
Ever had that weird type of sleep
Like your semi conscious but your brain is still cooking a weird miniseries of dreams while you lay there.

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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 1d

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Resident Fat dog ΘΔ @houndmom64.bsky.social · 2d

Behold: the Turbo Tort.