Hugo Kornelis
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Husband, father of two, loves SQL Server execution plans
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So what's the dilemma? Which one to finish?
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It's always beer o'clock somewhere in the world.
(Perhaps even at the departure or arrival airport of the beer drinking traveller)
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I can take a look. Depends on the type of question, I guess.
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LAST CHANCE! Early bird expires today!

Learn about ordering, grouping, and segmenting in #SQLServer execution plans, in the latest part of the SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training. Over 2 hours and 40 minutes of content, with $10 off!

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Video training update 2025 - SQLServerFast
There have not been any updates for the SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training for a long time. In fact, it’s already over one and a half year since the last set of videos was released! But that ...
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Learn about ordering, grouping, and segmenting in #SQLServer execution plans, in the latest set of videos in the SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training. Over 2 hours and 40 minutes of content, for just $89.95 (until September 15).

sqlserverfast.com/blog/hugo/20...
Video training update 2025 - SQLServerFast
There have not been any updates for the SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training for a long time. In fact, it’s already over one and a half year since the last set of videos was released! But that ...
sqlserverfast.com
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Learn about ordering, grouping, and segmenting in #SQLServer execution plans, in the latest set of videos in the SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training. Over 2 hours and 40 minutes of content, for just $89.95 (until September 15).
sqlserverfast.com/blog/hugo/20...
Video training update 2025 - SQLServerFast
There have not been any updates for the SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training for a long time. In fact, it’s already over one and a half year since the last set of videos was released! But that ...
sqlserverfast.com
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The long wait is finally over!
The basic level of block 6 of the SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training, on sorting, grouping, and segmenting, is now available!

Read all about it: sqlserverfast.com/blog/hugo/20...
And then hurry up and buy access. Early bird pricing lasts until September 15!
Video training update 2025 - SQLServerFast
There have not been any updates for the SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training for a long time. In fact, it’s already over one and a half year since the last set of videos was released! But that ...
sqlserverfast.com
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I'll admit that I have not played with JSON indexes yet.
I assume they'll work very similar to XML indexes.
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A new update to the #SQLServer Execution Plan Reference!
* Added all the different names of the Result and Language Element operators to the list of all operators.
* Added a change log at the end of each page.
* Various other changes
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Change log - SQLServerFast
This site has different types of readers. Those that come here to quickly look up something, using it as the reference this is. And those that read everything, or at least the pages they consider inte...
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Ooh, execution plan pr0n. I like it!
"Nested Loops bares it all!"
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If your goal is more views, I can suggest an alternate keyword list that is bound to work great. 😜
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In case you get more offers than your friend can take ... I'm also very good with T-SQL optimization and DB development, and open to (more) work. So feel free to send any excess my way.
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Of course. Let's be clear. I didn't mean to suggest one should never use the speaker room. It's there for a reason. I also retreat there at times.
The people I meant are those who only leave the speaker room for their session.
And please don't mistake my not understanding for judgement!
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I agree. The payment is fine.
I also don't see the problem with the "No flyby" rule, but perhaps that's me. I've never understood speakers who lock themselves in the speaker room all day, or deliver a session and then go sightseeing. There's so much value in other sessions and/or networking!
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I can't read the article, it requires a subscription.
But when I look at the graph, I see a spike in food orders at 6PM.
D'oh. That's supper time for many. I'd be more surprised to *not* see a spike in food orders at that time.
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When your laptop won't connect to the projector, and you have to present on a borrowed laptop ... which doesn't have your demo data ... and which uses Slovenian (??) Keyboard mapping.
#DataSatCroatia
/cc @DejanSarka
a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich with the words life on mars on the bottom right
Alt: Sheldon Cooper hyperventilating in a paper bag.
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That's great to hear!
I literally earlier today showed statisticsparser.com to a room of attendees at #DataPoint Prague.
Statistics Parser
statisticsparser.com
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I'm still not feeling well, but my voice recovered enough that I can at least start my presentation today. And, hopefully, make it until the end. Come see me at #sqlday, room A, 15:00, if you want to learn about approximate functions in #SQLServer.
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I'm very sorry to hear this.
Hopefully you'll find a great new opportunity soon.