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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 2h

Trump isn't the first to do this. The Marcos family of the Phillipines was heavily criticized for partying, building self-indulgent buildings/monuments, and traveling, all while people at home were starving and being denied Healthcare. Heres a song about rising up against it youtu.be/DZqXVDxqUdQ?...

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 3d

"We all saw that coming" says the man who always says he hasn't seen anything.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 3d

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Goodbye Portnoy, its been nice, hope you find your paradise....

Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’

Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 3d

Free enterprises like insider trading Kelly? Are those the kind of free enterprises you're worried about?

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 3d

Be a shame if people used that hotline to report Musk, Fuentes, Carlson, Owens, The Heritage Foundation, and so on and so on...

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 3d

In the wake of Zohran winning Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL have opened a tipline to report Antisemitism. Everyone should call to report Nick Fuentes, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and every other right wing group the adl refused to condemn with the same intensity they save for leftists

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 3d

Chuck Schumer just endorsed Zohran.

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 6d

Just catching up on all the baseball updates, the Dodgers aren't in Brooklyn anymore?

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 6d

I've never heard him talk, but in my head canon, I assume that Barron Trump sounds like the hangman from Blazing Saddles and Men in Tights when he talks

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 13d

The internet was a mistake. There's no reason for us all to know what Rob Schneider is thinking.

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Oct 7

@stephruhle.bsky.social c'mon Steph, you could've asked Cuomo some actually challenging questions. Like why has he been campaigning heavily for mayor of NYC in the Hamptons?

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Sep 30

I'd say Jimmy Carr doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is taxing, but Jimmy Carr doesn't know what taxes are.

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Sep 17

Rand Paul is a dipshit.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Sep 9

Tom Homan drunk on @msnbc.com or does he just slur all.his words naturally?

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Sep 5

@jamesgunn.bsky.social when my 14-month-old is on his nebulizer, Peacemaker intros are two of the only things that distract him. Thanks!

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Jul 15

What's everybody think of Bill Ackman? I can't say I'm a huge ackman fan...

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Jun 16

How do we know they don't have a Crow god?

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Jun 12

Hunter S. Thompson would've thought Joe Rogan was a joke.

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Jun 7

I think The Muppet Movie on Broadway would work

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · Jun 1

I feel like God was just like, "I've done enough to the Kennedy family, I'll just make one invincible to make up for... oh fuck, wrong one."

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · May 22

Adam Driver Horse swimming ad seems specifically targeted at @lastweektonight.com

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · May 20

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · May 21

Finally starting Andor. Little cofused, when does he become Lsndor calrissian? Or does he become The Mandorlorian instead? And or does he become the forest moon?

TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · May 12

Saw that wikipedia says Tarzan Boy uses the Millennial Whoop, and I hard disagree.