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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro
@hurditbee4.bsky.social
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Progressive old guy from Chicago. Trying to stay a renaissance man during the new dark ages. Sometimes an artist, sometimes a poet, always my own worst critic. Former software developer. Owned by a cat. Proud son of Mexican immigrants.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
A Representative from the State of Misery.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
We have always been at war with Antifa!
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, and look who he wanted to field that question, another moron...
www.npr.org/2025/05/20/n....
DHS secretary misstates meaning of habeas corpus under Senate scrutiny
Facing sharp questioning from Democratic lawmakers, the director of Homeland Security incorrectly described the constitutional right as a presidential authority to deport individuals.
www.npr.org
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
Noted. I'll start using "black cat" alt text for this guy...
Black cat Gustavo eyes closed, enjoying sunlight from a window
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
Putin must must be laughing his ass off. They were showing Malaria's nudie pix on state TV almost nightly to mock her diseased lardbucket of a husband, so I'm sure they're taking this just as seriously.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/mel...
Melania Trump says she and Putin communicating about children affected by war
First lady Melania Trump announced that she and Russian President Vladimir Putin have had an "open channel of communication" regarding children impacted by the war.
abcnews.go.com
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
How about extending that wording to remind these assholes that you can't shoot protestors? We all need protection from invaders.
hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
Oh bullshit Loomer! The only line you know about leads directly to President Shitstain's asshole.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
My vehicle needs an oil change less frequently than this piece of shit does.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
I'm hoping to live long enough to see these motherfuckers pay for this kind of shit, but the way justice works in this country, that hope is quickly diminishing.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
Only in America can a two bit bullshitter like this become president. Anywhere else he might just be getting out of prison right now after serving decades.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
What the fuck? That's completely absurd. Is the Trump family planning its escape strategy? Will his gift 747 be on standby there, fully fueled and ready to spirit them the fuck out of the country when the shit hits the fan?
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
That mug is the last thing I want to see right now. I'm getting on a plane next week.
hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
Sort of explains why it was likely that Putin pushed Trump into hostilities with Venezuela. Maybe he's worried about the opposition.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
We could appropriately call that a participation medal.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
None of us should get comfortable with this. Never forget, she can vaporize any of us with her space laser if you offend her.
hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
I really hate how Wolf kisses her warty ass.
hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
He will soon establish a new branch of the military, The Fabulous Force.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
Funny, I figured Johnson as more of a Village People kind of guy.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 1d
Even so, she sure knows how to shovel shit.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 2d
Kid: What's a Greek god?
Mom: Give me that goddamn phone! Read this book.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 2d
a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''
ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''
media.tenor.com
hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 2d
Lord and master of the neighborhood!
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Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 2d
This is more like it.
a girl in a red sweater and white collar is standing with her arms outstretched in a room .
ALT: a girl in a red sweater and white collar is standing with her arms outstretched in a room .
media.tenor.com
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 2d
Trump: The Founding Father of Foreskin
Kennedy: A sentient foreskin.
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hurditbee4.bsky.social
Mauro @hurditbee4.bsky.social · 2d
"When a good day for you is defined by how much suffering you can impose on other people..."

Then you can proudly call yourself Kristi Noem.