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I’m alright. I’ve got my imaginary podcast chums
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So who's up for a COYSky meet up for the Villa game?
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The only wrong opinion is thinking that having a preference is wrong.

Vegans can enjoy a full English and I’m 99% sure they don’t eat eggs.
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But fewer, which is preferable if the number of games isn’t going to change
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Come On You Spurs
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Like a Tardis in your mouth
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It makes it taste better. Like how a 2-1 win is better than a 1-0.
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My interpretation of the ideal full English involves someone making it for me
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It’s been a long men’s international break for me and that Spurs women game did me the world of good despite the result.
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My missus just said she’d throw a Yorkshire pudding on hers because she loves them. Hard to argue with that logic even if it did make me incandescent with rage.
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And I forgot black pudding!
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A sourdough would also be acceptable
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Two sausages (herby)
Two sunny side up eggs
Two rashers of back bacon (cooked but with some give)
Grilled tomato
Fried portobello mushroom
Buttered seeded toast (thin cut)
Hash brown patties
Coffee
Glass of water
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But they need them back to get their “inevitable” Champions League win
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Oh, they’re bringing on Lucy Bronze. Wonderful.
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Matt Speight’s posts are proudly sponsored by the great taste of Charleston Chew!
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Oh, they’re bringing on Sam Kerr. Wonderful.