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Neil Johnson
@iamtweek.bsky.social
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Internet security geek, rugby fan, Dad, collector of way too many t-shirts, has been known to dance in shops.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Nov 10
My path to #infosec
-Start CompSci degree
-Realise degree is crap (who needs to learn Pascal?)
-Start technical college course
-Become kitchen hand (great way to learn to cook for yourself)
-Discover linux
-Discover linux kernal hacking
-Discover 'hacking', ahh packetstorm :)
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 2d
"Look my son, one day...this farm of Sparc 9 boxes will all be yours"
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · 25d
Agreed
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Sep 9
I’d be curious if any big publisher has actually signed to release this album or if it’s self published. If it’s the latter no one is getting paid from the plays.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Sep 9
It is only malloc if it comes from the Malloc region of France, otherwise its sparkling byte assignment
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Sep 5
Can you steal me a sports almanac then? Have you met anyone playing what people call ‘rock and or roll’ music? I bet you weren’t ready for it, but I think your kids will love it.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Sep 1
Your washing is last seen clutching a chain link fence as the nuclear bomb blasts the dirt off it and the skin off of Sarah Conner.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Aug 29
a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt "
ALT: a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt "
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Aug 28
In the middle of trying to purchase (in the name of science) and the website just went down!
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Aug 28
How does the print taste? How long will I take to pass it?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Aug 22
“We now own a cat” There, fixed it for you
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Aug 12
Get your hand off my foot long!
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Aug 9
Dual Core giving a shout out to @pennyarcade.bsky.social
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Aug 7
Orca does
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Aug 1
Shut up and take my stickers for a swap...
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jul 30
Hey dude, everything ok?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jul 29
AND I missed the chance to say opportuni-TEA.

I’ll do a swap in vegas then

@gregoryparfitt.bsky.social what’s it worth to get a second?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jul 29
Did you have the Yorkshire one at Steelcon? I feel like I missed an opportunity there.
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jul 28
the king of NYNEX?
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jul 18
That sounds…ominous
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jul 12
I am still covered in baby oil and glitter from it
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jun 26
yeah, whole client is screwing up, cant load shopping cart either 🤷‍♂️
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jun 13
What? No Faroe Islands? For shame!
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Jun 12
This and Oxford commas are two hills I will die on
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · May 28
Come talk to me when the ants use AI, I mean, reading…an actual book, they are practically Luddites
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Neil Johnson @iamtweek.bsky.social · Apr 28
No beef sauted with peas and onion?
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