Ian Lahey
@ilahey.com
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Author of sci fi and fantasy humor. Hate your job? Relax: one day robots will take it and be miserable for you. ilahey.com I have no idea what to do with your DMs.
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All righty. Eight thousand followers, and I ought to do something about this.

Pick one of my books (except the short story collections with other authors), and I'll set up a giveaway when I have enough comments to decide.
Sci-Fi Humor by Author Ian Lahey » Sci-fi humor Author Ian Lahey
Sci-Fi and fantasy humor books by Author Ian Lahey TO CIPHER AND TO SING Book one of The Fairlight Project A reluctant professor, a bad-mouthed AI, a short-tempered Chicago detective. There’s a murder...
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My flavor of science fiction is almost exactly, but not quite, the complete opposite of Blade Runner.

Check it out here: https://ilahey.com/books
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# of times the Bible forbids/demands penalties for abortion- 0
# of times the Bible justifies keeping out immigrants-0
# of times Jesus condemns homosexuality-0
# of times the Bible addresses poverty, justice and compassion for the poor- over 2,000
www.simonandschuster.com/books/Separa...
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Program an AI to behave like you and give it access to your social media accounts.
It's the closest thing to immortality you can get.
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"Great imaginations. Great embodiment of the short story form. Refreshing shorts for when time is limited." - from a review for 9by2: https://mybook.to/9by2
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Spoiler. it never does.
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"A great read with characters you’ll love to hate and others you’ll just love. Mystery with a twist of humor from humans and robot alike." - from a review for 'Crime and Prejudice: (and stupid robots)', by author Ian Lahey
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Attacks come amid rising tensions with Islamabad, which accuses the Taliban of sheltering anti-Pakistan armed groups.
Source: https://www.aljazeera.com
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A deceptively simple plot, with just enough humor to keep you distracted until that twist hits!
https://ilahey.com/books
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From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
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Happy Coming Out Day!
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Today we commemorate Ehrenfried Walther von Tschirnhaus, German mathematician, physicist, physician, and philosopher (b. 1651) who died in 1708 #OnThisDay.
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Demolish a literary masterpiece by changing or adding a word. I'll start: "Jane Eyre Fryer"
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From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
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From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
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Okay, hear me out...
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The person who picked the name "dry eye drops" instead of "moistyoureyser" probably failed at other things in life, too.
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I went to the Air & Space Museum yesterday. It was big and empty.
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Happy Mental Health Day!
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#OnThisDay in history: In 1963, Jolanda de Rover, Dutch swimmer was born.
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A fun little detective story where everything happens in the present tense.

https://ilahey.com/2020/03/11/matt-murphy-private-eye/
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"Great imaginations. Great embodiment of the short story form. Refreshing shorts for when time is limited." - from a review for 9by2: https://mybook.to/9by2
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Books
The writer of The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and the Horse says his iPad full of ideas was taken from his car.
Source: https://www.bbc.com/culture/books