I’m not there I’m gone
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do i pay +$250 to go see geese, on a weeknight, as a 38 year old, with them going on stage at 10pm
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so pleased to report that even if you’ve already seen it, seeing one battle after another on vista vision is 100% worth it - it was definitely a different (perhaps even better…?) experience than seeing it in a regular format!
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you’re incredible talia!! ❤️‍🔥
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live laugh love but make it about bagels
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girls only want one thing and it’s thjs
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Trinidad sun, husbands moon, 100 horses rising
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really like the self expression I’m seeing in my neighborhood today
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we’re at the “I need a gummy and raw cookie dough” part of the phillies game
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you should always make cops’ days more annoying
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listening to yo la tengo and hassling cops
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cant play hero ball if you ain't a hero, and no amount of colorful cleats, gloves, and pad designs are going to change that, brother!
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The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials
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when I go to the gym this is what I’m doing
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love it when my adhd meds make me focus on the wrong task. i am currently tracking down an ursula le guin translation of the tao te ching instead of doing my job
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i need geese to make better merch immediately because what the fuck is this instagram-ad shit
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how's my morning going? well i was holding my meds in one hand and some trash in the other, and i promptly threw my meds in the trash and started to toss the trash in my mouth
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“a wiser feller than me once said sometimes you’re a sailor in a big green boat, and sometimes, well, you’re a sailor in a big green coat.”
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i mean, if by "info" you mean "emotional validation" it's @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
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ordered extras to take home and cook with! it is magic
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pleased to report this place is fun as hell, and at 2pm on a Saturday, wait from ordering to getting food was maybe 15 min? get the coconut fried tendies and at least 4 sauces minimum.
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i do not want to look at his constantly revolving roster of absurd elbow and shin pads ever again. force this man to wear normal pads please.
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looking for jobs right now:

- oh wow, this company looks interesting...wait, it's AI
- this organization's mission sounds exciting...oh wait it's AI
- I know working at a start-up will be insane, but I could get in at the ground floor...oh wait it's VC-backed AI
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TIRED: “you should be ashamed of yourself” (boring, weak)

WIRED: “you should be shame’s only daughter” (one of the most deranged, out of pocket things you could say to another human being)