totally correct greek gods quotes
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Persephone: is this spot taken?

Hades: you're pointing at my lap

Persephone: that doesn't really answer my question
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Aphrodite, seductively: tell me your wildest fantasy

Ares: i'm on the wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire

Aphrodite: no, that's what i meant-

Ares: everyone claps
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Dionysus: or, we do this the old-fashioned way!

Dionysus: *pulls out a molotov cocktail*

Hermes: how did you make that so fast?!
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i am SCREAMING
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'Not lovers or friends, but a secret third thing ..'
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Apollo and Hermes: *cuddling*

Aphrodite: for sure they're lovers

Ares: i thought they were just friends

Dionysus: not lovers or just friends, but a secret third thing
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Zeus, texting: answer the phone

Hades, texting: i don't have a phone, stop calling me
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happy new year, everyone!! i hope you have an amazing 2025 ⭐ may the gods bless you all 🫶🏼
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*playing taboo at a party, the word is queen*

Persephone: okay, what am i?

Hades: beautiful!

Persephone: more serious

Hades: gorgeous

Persephone: my job

Hades: the love of my life-

Hekate: can you play the game instead of being a simp for one minute straight, Hades?!!
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i hope you know you're kind of a piece of shit 🫶🏼
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myths were made to reflect the ancient society, so yeah, misogyny is sadly a huge part of it
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Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail

Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do

Artemis: what didn’t he do?

Hermes: run fast enough
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this means i can post here my Melinoe info thread AGAIN? great day for annoying lesbians (me) 🤌🏼
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hi, everyone! i hope we can all have some fun 😎