tatum: you fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. it’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
izzi, not looking up from her book: spear.
tatum: BLOCKED.

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liv: sasalele...?
rhea: you idiot, it says sale sale
iyo: sasalele...?
rhea: yes babe, it's sasalele!

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damian: when i was young, i left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. i'm not proud of it.
r-truth: you're kind of proud of it. you work it into a lot of conversations.

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becky: what is love?
seth: an emotional minefield
bronson: a neurochemical reaction
bron: BABY DONT HURT ME-

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zaria: what the fuck
sol: language!
zaria: whom the fuck
sol: better

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jey: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.
roman: wasn’t jimmy with you?
jimmy: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.

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aj lee: what should I get bayley for her birthday?
lyra: medication

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liv: she's broken because she believed
rhea: he's ok because he lied
dom: sbren sbeve

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toni: i find it very unseemly of julia to start dating again. isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
mariah: die. let's find out.

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bayley: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
iyo: i’m a knife
dakota: she's a little spoon

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*chelsea, piper, and alba are sitting on a bench*

ethan: why do you guys look so sad?
chelsea: sit down with us so we can tell you.

*ethan sits down*

piper: the bench is freshly painted.

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roxy: so, what’s it like dating liv?
dom: once, i asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.

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styles: you're toast!
dom: oh yeah, and you're what? a toaster?
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iyo: i have cat like reflexes
bayley: prove it
iyo: *points to a cat*
iyo: i like that cat

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