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Catwoman- have we met? DCRP/Parody. Own take, but Brubaker/Cooke era is my main vibe. Villain, if you believe what some people say. Hero, if you’re optimistic. But I know whose side I’m on…I have a soft spot for strays & uptight boy-scouts.

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Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Dec 22

Ok, so my info…

Catwoman/Gotham-based RP. Semi canon with strong Brubaker influence.

BatCat, but by all means try to steal me away…

-literate/semi-literate
-18+ for themes & language. MDNI
-story-focused -Sexy banter & clever innuendo is welcome, but no explicit stuff please.
-New to RP.

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Cat O’ Nine Tales @catoninetalez.bsky.social · May 15

I've finally picked up on Chapter 2 of #Catwoman 'I've Got my reasons' one of many poor, neglected #fanfictions. Starts & ends with classic BatCat badinage with lots of Selina being a magnificent bastard to people who absolutely deserve it inbetween. #batman archiveofourown.org/works/501784...

Cat and Bat, from Batman: The Rebirth #50.

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Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Mar 1

“Well. That’s pretty much how we do it where I’m from. In fact, Pinky promises are SACRED…”

She narrows her eyes..

“Just one more thing. Favours carry over into your other regenerations. Right?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Hmmm.” She’s not quite sure she believes him. There’s something else going on here.

“Kid, I’ve seen you take a punch from Solomon Grundy and give it back to him tenfold. I…am a little surprised being called a name gets to you so much.”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Interesting” she purrs . “But are you really that upset he called you a brat? I mean…you’ve been called much worse than that by other members of the Family…?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Well. That is part of the Bat brand.”

She uncurls Hecate from around her neck and sends her over to cheer Damian up. It always soothes him.

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Right. And uh, ‘future guy’? Some weird time travel stuff?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

She rolls her eyes as she senses the hesitation….

“Oh not a monetary cost, Doctor. I know money doesn’t mean much to you and I myself can ‘get it’ if I need to, no…I mean a FAVOUR.”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Ok…it’s late, I need coffee so we’ll take these one at a time - a twip is?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Who did? And I take it this wasn’t in a friendly banter sorta way…?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

She’s been pretty well-behaved of late. Mission focused. Kind to Bats and strays…

Time to be bad again. Just to remind everyone she can…

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

“…oh c’mon Hardy, don’t tell me I shut you up THAT easily?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Uh oh. What’s happened now?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 25

“You’d better not. I ‘d have to come all the way to the afterlife just to tell you off. And that would make me even more pissed.”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 25

Heh. I suppose it did…but didn’t you have our boy Damian for a while?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 25

“Is that what your daddy told you , darling?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 18

1.Fair. Though I am nicer than Batman.
2. Hmm...
3. True.
4. Just checking.
5. I’ll remember that…
6. Hmm.
7. Ok
8. I dare say..…
9. “If”.
10. Beneath all that bluster you really are a good old fashioned hero, aren’t you?
11. ‘Old money’?? I really do brush up well…
12. Yeah. That’s fightin’ talk…

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 18

“I think it’s down to your fundamental humility.”

Black Cat 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @badluckkitty.bsky.social · Feb 18

"Why is every version of me just so damn awesome?"

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 17

“It was the only time we really had to see each other back then. And we were still working out the…kinks in our relationship too.”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 17

She smiles at an old, fond memory.

“Like that time he told you to ‘Go round up some evidence’?”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 16

She sees the look on Lian's face and sighs.

"Yeah, I know you got your issues with him kid. That puts you in...rather a large group of people. That sometimes also includes me."

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 16

She feels his hands curve around her waist and feels…taken, but not trapped.

“Dying?“ she frowns and shakes her head. “…not without my permission.”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 15

She traces her fingers across his stubble.

“Because we’re two parts of the same lost soul…angel and devil. Detective and thief. Paragon and scoundrel. How it works I don’t know…”

She cups her fingers around his jaw.

“…but I do know I feel more complete when you’re near.”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 15

Selina always enjoys making Lian laugh. She shrugs.

“I mean…it’s Batman. He likes to be prepared for every possible situation…”

Call me Irene @irenedubrovna.bsky.social · Feb 14

"The only people old enough for your puns are those already losing their grip on life, junior. Still. I suppose it toughens you up, in a way..."