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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 7h

the person who feeds us hates this one weird trick to eat sink slop

dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 18h

its a shame that they must feed every single blue jay to the dodgers in one big succulent post baseball meal, but we must respect tradition

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mike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 1d

For your 2025 album consideration!

What other record this year mixed punk, dance music, indie rock, bossa nova, and improvisation--all with only one instrument??

mikehuguenor.bandcamp.com/album/surfin...

Surfing the Web With the Alien, by Mike Huguenor

10 track album

mikehuguenor.bandcamp.com

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 4d

big fan of this tableau

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 4d

you should get the little nicky boobs

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 4d

asking the piercing guy for nipple piercings, when you take of your shirt they start to sweat "where...."

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 9d

excited to see you in toronto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 14d

unfortunate but this makes sense

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 14d

any chance youd ship the book to canada?

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 14d

getting watered must feel soooooo good if youre a plant

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 16d

any chance to get the book to ship to canada? pretty please

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 16d

gonna start renting that apartment, not to live in but just to learn bass in

dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 16d

happens to the best of us, snakes upon us all

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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 20d

*guy who doesn't know what mochi is* hey can you get me some of those little foreskin icecreams

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 20d

no picture of the mascot?

dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · 24d

i cant be the only person who thinks there should have been an episode of regular show where mordecai and rigby explore each others bodies

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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 25d

Onigiri hate to see me coming fr

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Paul T. Levin @paultlevin.bsky.social · 29d

““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+

Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags

Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

www.theguardian.com

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · Oct 3

things were better when we could still love smegma the elder

dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · Oct 3

is this why you keep talking about fucking my mom???

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Shady Inference 🩸 @blot.city · Oct 1

I will always take any opportunity to reiterate that xbox is on the BDS list

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · Oct 1

BREAKING: Microsoft is announcing big changes to Xbox Game Pass today. Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is getting more features, but it's going up to $29.99 a month. PC games + cloud are also coming to new Game Pass Essential + Premium plans. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/789424/...

Microsoft revamps Xbox Game Pass plans and hikes Ultimate to $29.99 a month

All Xbox Game Pass tiers are getting big changes

www.theverge.com

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dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · Sep 29

youve played too much silksong m'boy

dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · Sep 28

goatse article inbetween

dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · Sep 28

or like of one of their sandwich pictures?

dylan @isntdylan.bsky.social · Sep 28

of an article or the logo?

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