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itsdings.bsky.social
That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱
@itsdings.bsky.social
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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · Feb 6
I live in an egg and post on the computer™
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5h
It's what his owner would have wanted
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 8h
There were reports of a mushroom cloud proportional to the size of Cody the mule, sources say
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 8h
I saw one in rural Oklahoma earlier today. Poor fella probably had to sell his favorite mule to get it
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 9h
Not me. I love capitalism
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 10h
I'm unable to click the link but I'm closing my eyes and imagining what he's saying
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 14h
The toys keep their insatiable thirst for blood in check
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 16h
YouTube Kids is awesome. It's full of videos of depressed adults playing with paw patrol toys doing the worst voice impressions imaginable and every video has over a billion views
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 4d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d
Congrats on being a genius
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
Anyone else getting scared about Halloween happening again?
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
That guy who always knocks the papers out of my hands and then kicks me when I'm picking them up's wife is in the hospital again. I hope she gets better
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
Wearing riot gear but still somehow getting beat up by a 70 year old man
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
What a nice jewel to put in the crown that is his career!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
Who?
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 2d
Arnold thank you for accepting this part, we here at the studio think you're a wonderful actor. The role? You'll be playing a robot who says three words
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d
This is correct. Beat saber is censored to
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d
Writing smarter than Jimmy Carter
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d
You get used to it
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d
I just got back from being in one of those Chinese sperm factories that Jordan B Peterson was concerned about. It's really not that bad. You pretty much just cum all day
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d
Everyone has their part to play!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
The path to finding Amelia Earnhardt is the path to true freedom!! Join me, fellow patriots, in sorting through your pockets and overturning your couch cushions to find clues and fingerprints that will solve this mystery!!!
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
I think we should start looking at the Bermuda triangle
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
Fret not ma'am, I may have just expelled my human waste in this porcelain bowl that is sitting inside the home, but with just a flip of this handle and poof... its gone! No, its not magic
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d
Wise Quotes from Great US Political Leaders

"Ugh! Not again!!!"

-Stephen Miller after soaking his pants with urine when he had just put on a dry pair
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5d
When I go to the beach, I'm the boy trying to build a really cool sandcastle while buff men crowd around kicking rocks and sand into my eyes
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