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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 22h

love how this Nordic airline smooshes English words together like they do with their own language

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 1d

That’s called grapefruit

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 1d

Q4 be like

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 2d

Fucking lol

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 3d

It tastes surprisingly accurate

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 4d

Okay how is this supposed to draw me in

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 5d

Maybe AI can finally stop this devastating ploy from constantly working

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 7d

No. It has made major global headlines several times. The entire First World knows what it is.

Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 7d

RIP to whomever just bought that Shmoocon bag off me on eBay

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 7d

Linktree has banned the use of Signal, bizarrely citing "illegal goods or services."

It's crazy that in 2025, we still have these "if you like privacy and security, then you're doing something illegal" Boomers.

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 8d

It’s also thought the people who suffered from this this had our same problem, but an incident could last between weeks and decades. That’s some real terror. Worst part is we’re never sure how the epidemic started, nor when it went away.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encepha...

Encephalitis lethargica - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 8d

Yeah, it’s kind of crazy how you never get desensitized to the terror. You’d think by now we would be like “oh, this again.”

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 8d

That’s about what I look like at my age, yeah

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 8d

Started when I was a teenager. I’ve got it down to 1-2 times a year. Focusing on sleep hygiene was the unfortunate solution - no caffeine after noon, regular sleep schedule, stress reduction at night, room just for sleeping. Big lifestyle change but man was it worth it for how much better I feel now

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 8d

Imagine trying to brag to me about riding in your corporate jet when I have that wiener life

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 9d

It’s a sublime dedication to @FedEx’s classic “drop a door tag instead of actually checking if you’re home” scam for them to pull this at an actual airport #AintEvenMad

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 9d

Can we have a moment of silen- I mean the most absolutely horrid noise on the planet, is memory of this day

www.usatoday.com/story/tech/n...

AOL hangs up the dial-up internet service (and sound) that defined an era

Last month, a company webpage titled "Dial-up Internet to be discontinued" stated that the service would be discontinued.

www.usatoday.com

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 10d

Do you remember when we used to endlessly rail on Dan Quayl for not being able to spell a word that half of us can’t spell either, and we were all absolutely certain that that was the dumbest a human being could possibly get

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 11d

Like and subscribe if you’ve been pounding Extra Strength Tylenol 24-hour Relief in hopes of finally getting a cybersecurity job

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 11d

A little taste of what's to come at my #ManuSec talk!! See you in a few weeks!

www.ot.today/offensive-se...

Offensive Security in Manufacturing: Are You Red Team Ready?

ManuSec Summit speaker Johnny Xmas, global head of offensive security for a leading U.S. manufacturer, discusses pentesting in operational technology environments,

www.ot.today

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 13d

Context for out-of-towners

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 13d

Some mid-tier Chicago lore iceberg for you

dan sinker @dansinker.com · 14d

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Alyssa @alyssad.bsky.social · 14d

Hmmm....

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 14d

My dudes it is going to be huge tonight. Free food, beer, soda, cigars…..

BurbSec East @east.burbsec.com · 14d

Tonight, tonight! Come hang with us and @zscalerinc.bsky.social!

taylor swift is singing into a microphone on a stage and saying i think we 're gonna have some fun tonight

Alt: taylor swift is singing into a microphone on a stage and saying i think we 're gonna have some fun tonight

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 16d

This is the first site I ever bookmarked, circa 30 years ago. I want to know which one of you thought it worth the money to keep re-upping a freaking **.com** for this long . thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=math

thebestpageintheuniverse.net

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 ManuSec @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 16d

BurbSec East @east.burbsec.com · 16d

Our next two meetups are gonna be HUGE!! First up: THIS THURSDAY with sponsor @zscalerinc.bsky.social !! Pizza, beer, and a packed house full of hacking enthusiasts!!

a white cat with a surprised look on its face is sitting on a table .

ALT: a white cat with a surprised look on its face is sitting on a table .

media.tenor.com

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