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Jabs

@jabriella.bsky.social

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Matchmaker & Dating Coach Native New Yorker (Yankees/Knicks) Socialist (Party loyalists DNI) Retired NGO cog Mommy/Mamacita

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 11m

25 year old woman in my database wrote down for a dealbreaker: “kills animals for fun.” my god, it’s bad out there huh

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 15h

there’s not going to be a los angeles dodgers dynasty 🙌

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 16h

Kersh positively cheesing omg lol

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 16h

Yesavage/Schlittler/Early all going in the AL east next year will be fun

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 16h

they want it more and I hope they get it

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 16h

the blue jays grind out at bats in a way that is simply awesome when they’re not playing your team

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 18h

same I need an inside view bad

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 22h

haven’t clicked on a link this fast in ages

Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 1d

I dug through the paperwork for all 18 LLCs that Jordon Hudson has registered with Massachusetts since she started dating Bill Belichick.

They tell the story a young woman with big plans for her and her boyfriend.

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 1d

even the Liberty get Aubrey Plaza in the door

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 1d

respectfully there are more interesting people at a regular season Knicks game

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight's LA World Series celeb reel

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 1d

vladdy is SO TOUGH

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

I laughed so hard at Vladdy eating the apple my asleep for four hours husband told me to be quiet lol

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

doesn’t ohtani need to go home and go to sleep??????

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

freddie freeman in a world series walk off situation and the pitcher isn’t nestor cortes

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

sickos yes baseball

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

fair is fair

William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 2d

no one who goes to bed should be allowed to know how the game ended

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Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 2d

They're DOING IT: Clayton Kershaw, bases loaded, bottom 12, Game 3 World Series.

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

oh this is absolute cinema right here let’s go

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

every yankees red sox regular season game in the early 2000s was like this

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

at full term pregnancy I’m basically the same size as alejandro kirk

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

I Hate Aaron Boone

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

freddie freeman in a world series walk off situation and the pitcher isn’t nestor cortes

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

my husband just said that vladdy throw reminded him of something out of The Animatrix and I’m gonna guess that’s nerd for HAVING THAT DOG IN YOU

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

friends have chided me but I simply love their style of play. they excel at moving the line, contact, fouling off and also run a clean defense. to say nothing of the great team rapport. the jays also have a premier booth in buck martinez & dan schulman. comforting ball.

Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 2d

the blue jays are just so much more fun to watch than their opponent