Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Jabroni Mike

@jabronimike.bsky.social

4.5K followers 1 following 36 posts

Professional internet asshole https://www.twitch.tv/jabroni_mike Business email: [email protected]

www.twitch.tv

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 16d

Saturday, Oct 4th at 6:00 PM EST:

First ep of my new podcast/talk show whatever, Fool Disclosure, featuring a real Chatoid/Paleontologist! Live on my twitch channel. Hope to see you there!

1 23 100

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Sep 12

twitch.tv/jabroni_mike

1 12

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Sep 12

6PM EST Tonight: We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll regret all our life choices watching YOUR video submissions! Be there or Go To Hell!!!!

3 6 59

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Sep 3

sometimes when i get called "unc" i know it's an insult but feels like an honorific? is that intentional? help unc out

20 9 150

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 27

PSA: please stop lewding my original characters, the Pastatutes. they are wholesome and whole grain. Thanks

10 28 170

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 22

Texas?? Again??? ah well @sanjapan.bsky.social

3 20 130

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 19

6:00 PM EST. if you miss it, you done fucked up

11 15 98

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 18

its that time of year that i'm SURROUNDED BY SHITTY LITTLE FLIES TRYING TO GET IN MY NOSE AND MOUTH CONSTANTLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF

15 19 210

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 17

Deltarune fans 😐

1 10 57

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 14

Iced tea's best performance in years

3 17 80

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 12

"chopped" didnt event exist when i streamed this #oldmanyellsatcloud

1 9 65

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 10

deja lavuvu #labubu

4 22 90

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Aug 3

guys i found the deltarune prophecy generator

6 25 180

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Jul 29

SEASON 2, EP 8. Save the date!!

24 110

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Jul 25

The UK actually SHOULDN'T have access to porn and i can make my argument in 30 seconds:

4 23 130

Reposted by Jabroni Mike

Jabroni Mike Clips @jabronimikeclip.bsky.social · Jul 23

HE DOES NOT MESS AROUND

Game: Donkey Kong Bananza
Clipped by: Supercharged_Toaster

2 8 46

Reposted by Jabroni Mike

Jabroni Mike Clips @jabronimikeclip.bsky.social · Jul 17

they're giving the apes gender dysphoria

Clipped by: Supercharged_Toaster

1 6 38

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Jul 18

CHATOID PLUSH NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH 8/22!!

youtooz.com/products/cha...

Chatoid Plush (9in) – Youtooz Collectibles

The Plush Ain’t no F’s in chat for Jabroni Mike’s plush debut! Sitting at 9 inches tall with a strand of drool hanging from their open mouth underneath a pair of bulging eyes that look in different di...

youtooz.com

2 15 53

Reposted by Jabroni Mike

Jabroni Mike Clips @jabronimikeclip.bsky.social · Jul 6

oh shes me

Game: Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Clipped by: BoheBabbitt

7 53

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Jul 6

SEASON 2 EP 7: MARK THE DATE!!

1 19 100

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Jul 4

Wow look at the teaser for this definitely not already shown on stream plushie! Reveal coming soon and definitely not clearly visible on my stream for the last two weeks.

Chat's coming home in plushie form.

Get yours July 18th at
@youtoozofficial.bsky.social

2 15 86

Reposted by Jabroni Mike

Jabroni Mike Clips @jabronimikeclip.bsky.social · Jul 1

Horse Girls Make Mike Lose His Mind (Up In Here)

Game: Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Clipped by: Noeralf31

1 31 91

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Jun 26

They named this game accurately

5 16 87

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Jun 24

btw, its been weeks since i finished them and the deltarune ch 3 + 4 ost is still a looping playlist in my head. unbelievably good

1 64

Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · Jun 24

we should just give iran a copy of Undertale.

2 8 120