Jack
@jackflash.bsky.social
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he/him/shithead King of the Wizards. Just out here posting fights
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An absolutely silly third round ends with Jiri Prochazka sending Khalil Roundtree Jr. to the floor for the win. May Miyamoto Musashi smile upon this silly Czech weirdo.
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I love that Jiri is Rizin's most successful fighter in UFC.
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I don't know why this made me laugh as hard as it did. Still gotta lot to catch up on fight wise.
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You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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Petchmorakot with the elbow that wins the fight against Anderson Santiago. Santiago beats the count, but the ref has the ringside doctor check on Santiago's extremely busted nose and the doc calls the fight.
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Kind of wish Horatio Sanz' abuse victim hadn't settled, so we'd get to hear Jimmy explain why he was fine with Horatio abusing a 16 year old girl in a court of law.
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Me packing hurriedly for my vacation: Maybe if someone didn't spend so much time posting fight clips last night, we could have packed instead!
Also me: You take that back!
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2/2 He was active till recently when Quentin Tarantino commissioned him to paint the movie posters you see all through ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD. Thanks for the movie magic on paper, Maestro, rest well 🖤
Poster for once upon a time in Hollywood Poster for total recall Poster for blow out Photo of Renato Casaro
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Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2
Poster for Conan the barbarian Poster for Flash Gordon Poster for Dune Poster for Rambo
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He has to keep telling himself he's part of the good guys otherwise the acknowledgement of being the modern day Gestapo might cause him to harm himself. If he had a soul that is.
mulchy.bsky.social
totally normal human behavior
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Jimmy Fallon being a coward? I'm not shocked. Man has never been a pillar of anything other than whatever someone tells his drunk ass to stand for.
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One day I will post rolling thunders that don't fail. They won't be as funny, but I'll do it.
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I swear one of the voices in the background before the fall is just saying "Exclamation."
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Thanks to the round 1 foul and Narvaez being penalized for not making his kick quota in 2 rounds, we some of the weirdest scores. Bob Thurman gets through an early knockdown to brutalize a very game and extremely tough Emilio Narvaez to win.
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Failed rolling thunder number 2!
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Bob Thurman's spinning back kick. Thurman reportedly had 2 coaches, his old boxing coach and another coach just for kicks.
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"Very knowledgeable karate fans here in Minneapolis." Just one of those sentences that if I weren't watching a kickboxing match from the early 80's would feel like something you'd say while having a stroke.
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Just as the final round is about to begin one of the announcers says that he feels that Narvaez is gonna lose this fight. Truly top notch analysis.
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The announcer says "...comes back with a spinning kick!" But being a combat sports fan of a certain age, my brain just hears it as "...comes back with some spinning shit."
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Emilio Narvaez gets up from his knockdown and tries blitz Bob with spinning kicks and hard punches. It does not work.
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I can't wait to for him to sell and we'll live in the world's largest Hard-Rock Hotel and Casino.