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Jack McQuack
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Multiple participation award laureate "I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"-Steven Wright
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jul 1
You always hear about how well AI does in chess but I wonder how long until AI figures out how to beat Psycho Mantis in Metal Gear Solid for PS1
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 27
Nah I'm already pretty deep in an IT career but necromancer/pheliac could be a fantastic new hobby choice 😄
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 27
I am now! 🤣😂
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 27
That's awesome because I'm starting my program in morticianary arts today!
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 27
a man is looking through binoculars while wearing a suit .
ALT: a man is looking through binoculars while wearing a suit .
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 25
a person on an escalator with the words well that escalated quickly below them
ALT: a person on an escalator with the words well that escalated quickly below them
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 24
Love that movie! Fun fact: At least one of my children were conceived under the bridge where the caddy was 🤣
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 23
Oh no, I can tell you from experience you may think you want that but you absolutely don't want that. 😬
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 20
By that logic, if you use the term asshole, does that mean you might be a cum dumpster?
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 13
Get the latter first and you'll forget all about the nachos!
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 13
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Jun 3
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · May 24
Death by SNU-SNU!
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · May 8
Oh, we're talking about basasses on sesame street now? Can't forget this banger!
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Sesame Street: James Earl Jones Says The Alphabet
YouTube video by Sesame Street
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · May 4
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · May 4
May the 4th be with you!
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · May 1
A hotdawg is NOT a sandwich!!...and...Pineapple never belongs on a pizza!
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · May 1
Ok here is the point where I either admit I misread your comment or I double down and figure out a way to spin it to sound like I'm right...😬😅

NO, YOU'RE A SANDWICH!
(Haha, nailed it!)
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Apr 30
But the storm troopers are the ones that do the missing!
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Apr 29
So I guess Darth Vadar lives in my bathroom now. #starwars #darkside #usetheforce #maythe4thbewithyou
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Apr 29
Oh you have no idea 😅 I love my kids but sometimes I have to wait till they're out of earshot and say hot damn! 🤦‍♂️
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Apr 29
Well it's better than walking in on your 8 year old drawing WITH poop. Talking from experience 😬
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Apr 29
For me when a bunch of boroughs get angry I stay out of NYC until it calms down 😁
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Apr 29
Someone needs to lead the charge!
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Jack McQuack @jackmcquack.bsky.social · Apr 29