Jacob
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Update: Decided on a spreadsheet instead.

This is a Google Docs spreadsheet transcribing all 100+ pages of Dan Pelzer's reading list "What Dan Read, 1962-2025." Feel free to contribute so I don't have to do the entire list myself!

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What Dan Read 1962-2025
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jacobaugust.bsky.social
I am the very model of a modern major smartypants,
My PHD in being me is here if you would have a glance.
Enrollment at the school of smarts is easy, so just take your chance,
And when you also graduate we both can dance our smarty dance.
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Clinton, Obama, and Carter.
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He gave one to Limbaugh, so it’s already meaningless.
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Imagine Republicans trying to justify voting against it.
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“A woke college professor was in the medical school making babies and she gave Tylenol to one of the babies and now the baby has autism.”
Ralph Wiggum informing his parents that Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and he saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him.
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Democrats in Congress need to introduce a universal health care plan and call it the Donald J. Trump National Healthcare Act. You know he’d sign it.
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Military families are gonna feel so proud when their kids get blown up by a car bomb while guarding the Trump Gaza Hotel and Casino.
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Hell, magats went nuts the time Biden’s press secretary accidentally posted one of his tweets under her own account, as if it were a scandal that he delegated his social media account to his comms people while he was, y’know, busy being president.
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“We arrested the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa and she’s going to tell us about antifa and antifa will be defeated.”
Ralph Wiggum informing his parents that Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and he saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him.
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you can’t even occupy an american city without getting laughed at anymore, because of croak
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I once had an idea like that involving a Doctor Who/Calvin & Hobbes crossover.
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She works for him now, he doesn’t have to bribe her anymore.
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“Don’t you ever challenge my integrity,” says Bribery Barbie.
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On the other hand, my high school English teacher--my _AP English Literature_ teacher, to be specific--read that poem at my high school graduation ceremony, so you could always pretend "rage, rage" refers not to death at all but...something else entirely? It's been decades but I'm still baffled.
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John Wick, Wicker Man, and Wicked make for a *very* odd trilogy.
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Today's Classic Cover of the Day is Brian Jacques' Redwall! Troy Howell illustrated the US editions of the series, including the 10th and 20th anniversary editions of Redwall
Redwall by Brian Jacques
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Correction, it's from the artist Fishplans on xcancel.

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According to this perfect meme I found on Facebook, it's all Beau Brummell's fault.
A meme showing the evolution of fashion from fancy pre-revolutionary French to drab Regency English.