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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 4h

Chazz would be proud of JD’s speed mourning skills!

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 1d

Don’t get lost in the facts. Stay high on the lies!

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 1d

I feel like a man without a country. There is zero humanity and humility and happiness in Trump’s America. The fact that so many have bought into this dark vision is soul crushing.

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 1d

This will ignite the MAGA rage kiln!

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 3d

Markers of the Cro-MAGA Man subspecies:

1. Giant-ass red hat covering 2
2. Giant-ass dome
3. Giant-ass Trump shirt
4. Giant-ass truck
5. Giant-ass Trump flag for 4
6. Giant-ass garage for 4/5
7. Giant-ass chip on shoulder
8. Giant-ass fright of others
9. Giant-ass Trump humper
10. Giant ass

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 3d

Sweet!

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 4d

☠️😭

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 3d

The Dumbest Timeline: The Kardashian Chronicles never fails to disappoint.

Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 4d

The immediate question goes beyond whether he’d launch a nuke in a war with another country, but also whether he would launch one against a blue US state or city that he hates. There’s no such thing as unimaginable in our current timeline.

Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 5d

The dude should retire from politics now and ink a branding deal to become the permanent king of burgers.

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 5d

Too bad it wasn’t a golden chalice.

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 5d

You couldn’t write a comic book villain any better than this real-life piece of work. BTW I want my data back!

Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 5d

Some neuroscientist could win a Nobel Prize in Medicine by developing a drug to quiet those parts of the Republican brain that determine their propensity for hypocrisy.

Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 6d

Trump is about to make the U.S. Navy great again.

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 6d

Forget MSM - they are all Trump taint ticklers.

Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 6d

“Crimin’ is A-OK as long as you on our team and own it up front,” said the supposed oversight guy.

Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 7d

The Emperor has reached the “who am I and why am I here” stage of his poisonous existence.

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 8d

It’s only a matter of time before Jesus is portrayed as a vigilante anti-hero draped in an American flag and packin’ heat to bring evangelical “justice” to the world.

Mike Barbre @mikebarbre.bsky.social · 9d

Anything to serve der Fuhrer. Reagan wasn't cruel enough, Jesus's Sermon on the Mount is considered "liberal talking points," and Jesus's teachings "don't work anymore," and are now repositioned as "weak."
newrepublic.com/post/174950/...

Christianity Today Editor: Evangelicals Call Jesus “Liberal” and “Weak”

A former evangelical leader is sounding the alarm about the direction his religion is headed in.

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 8d

Millions of Americans lack enough common sense to protect their self-interests through their votes. Many of these same folks will follow RFK Jrs’ advice to the letter. #AmericanIdiocracy

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 8d

The fourth estate was sold at auction.

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Jailin Hertz @jailinhertz.net · 8d

Then all them MAGs gonna add a 2,000 sq ft garage to their 1,000 sq ft house for their giant ass trucks.

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