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Non-Binary | They/Them | 26 Hobbyist artist who aspires to become a freelancer someday. 🔞 Some of my posts and reposts are NSFW. Social Medias, Portfolio and Commission Sheet ~ https://jakejackjoe.carrd.co/ #art for artwork, #thread for opinions

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · Apr 3

Here is my Commission Sheet
#art #artcommissions #commissions #commissionsopen
You can either DM me here on BSky or the sites listed below where we can discuss your request:
Discord Server ~ discord.gg/zY3qCMbp6a
Ko-Fi ~ ko-fi.com/jakejackjoe
Newgrounds~ jakejackjoe.newgrounds.com

COMMISSION SHEET ~
Clients that are subscribed to the $10 "Above-Average Joe" tier on my Ko-Fi page can get a 30% discount on any type of commission.
Do note that this discount only applies to commissions processed through my Ko-Fi page.

CONTRACT ~
Please read this contract before commissioning me
Check Twitter username or Kofi Commission Slot Status for # of slots available (3 slots at a time)
Choose your preferred payment option (Kofi, Paypal, Cashapp, Venmo, or Zelle)
Discuss requests and payment methods through DMs (Kofi, Discord, Twitter, Instagram, etc.)
If you choose Discord to discuss your request with me, DM me to assign you to the role as "Client 1-3"
Describe your request in detail - Art Style, Level of detail, # of characters, Background type, etc.
Send references of character(s) and a sample drawing of the composition (Stick figures are fine)
If the character(s) in your request belong to someone else, ask for their permission first
You must disclose your age if your request contains suggestive/NSFW themes
I hold the right to request if it breaches any of the rules on the sheet and this contract
Once approved, a full up-front payment is required for the commission to move forward
You can ask me for W.I.P.'s and give me advise during the process
If the commission is not finished after 2-3 weeks following the initial request, you can ask for a full refund
If displeased with the with the final product, provide constructive criticism on what I can improve
If you wish to increase the level of detail and/or # of characters midway through the process, it'll cost extra
I will send the PNG through DMs, Discord, Gmail, or Google Drive (Not for Commercial use)
I hold the right to post the commission to any of my Social Media Accounts
You can post it anywhere as long as you give credit
When giving credit, refer to my Username (No vague "Credit to the artist" or "WHO DID DIS XD?!")
I am not responsible for any of my art being used for unintended/malicious purposes

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 2d

#art Orb Organization Remake

A group of kirbies and Kirby-Adjacent characters hanging at the Final Boss Arena for Kirby Star Allies. The following characters include: Modern Kirby, Classic Kirby (Dreamland 1 Design), Anti Kirby from Link's Awakening, Meta Knight, Dark Meta Knight, Galacta Knight, Morpho Knight (Butterfly Form), Dark Kirby (Amazing Mirror), Shadow Kirby (Kirby Fighters), Batamon, Gooey and Void Termina (Astral Birth Form).

Orb Organization (4-27-2019): Original version drawn on copy paper with microns and colored pencils.

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 2d

#art Plain Plains Remake

A landscape of a fuzzy grassland with hybrid animals. All of the animals are surrounding a tree with fluffy pink leaves. These animals include: an Ostrich with a Giraffe head, a Possum with an Armadillo shell, a bear covered in a coat of grassy fur, a Lion-Caterpillar hybrid, a snail with a fuzzy shell, a Rhino-Sheep hybrid with a Bramble Horn, a Hippo-Turtle hybrid with a fuzzy shell and a Tiger-Zebra hybrid.

(2024-2-13) Plain Plains: Original Version

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 5d

#art United Euphoria Remake

A combination of two drawings that I've drawn using SDK Paint for the Wii U. A Vampire Bartender with a toupee is observing one of his customers as they drink a stein full of blood. The customer is a weak and skinny man who is clearly malnourished and desperately thisty. Below the floorboards is an underground cave where the blood is deposited. There lives two fat cyclops women whose combined silhouettes form a heart through their bathing suits.

Banshee Bankruptcy (2018-10-31): Original version of top half of the picture. Drawn using SDK Paint on Wii U.

United Euphoria (2018-8-28): Original version of bottom half of picture. Drawn using SDK Paint for Wii U.

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 5d

#art VoidCo Tango (Reupload with improved rendering and shadows)
I made this drawing for MikePanoots' stream. The Harmoneel design and the outfits are inspired by his character designs for the Stream Mascot and "Panoots-Tan" Girls.

Void Kong, Grumpy Kong and Poppy Kong standing on top of a Panoots version of The Great Harmoneel from Donkey Kong Bananza. The kongs are all wearing the outfits that Mike's "Panoots-Tan" Girls wore; with Void wearing the Pink Girl's clothes, Grumpy with the Blue girl's clothes and Poppy with the Green one's.

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 2d

#art Orb Organization Remake

JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 2d

#art Plain Plains Remake

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 4d

#art Reupload: Fixed some of the colors on this piece.

JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 4d

This is a combined remake of Banshee Bankruptcy and United Euphoria. The original drawings were made with SDK Paint for the Wii U.

JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 5d

#art United Euphoria Remake

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Cassius ⭐ @kled.bsky.social · 6d

The tumblrinas are always so right

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 6d

@panootsart.bsky.social
#art VoidCo Tango + Doodles that I drew during Mike's first stream back.

Doodles made during MikePanoots' first stream back:
1.) A row of Panoots creatures with each one representing different artstyles for Donkey Kong Games (Rareware, Retro Studios, Nintendo EPD).
2.) Donkey Kong with a Panoots-themed Bananza transformation.
3.) Panoots-themed Fractone.
4.) Lanky Kong acupuncture.
5.) Mike teaching the History of Gragnor.

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APE-AHAB @ape-ahab.com · 19d

The funniest part about a statement like "we're going to cure autism" is that if you actually manage it and somehow eugenicize autistic people out of existence you have now put society on an immediate 150 year countdown clock to total collapse

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APE-AHAB @ape-ahab.com · 19d

have fun living in a world where people aren't compelled to put things into categories, or accurately write down mundanities, or anything else that science needs doing so knowledge isnt immediately lost in a generation

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🌿barayajis (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و🌿 @ziggyzagz.bsky.social · 27d

I know it's frowned upon to repost from shitter but my god if this ain't the current social sphere.

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Eyecager @amberbladejones.bsky.social · 24d

Some hand sheets I made for the animation team! I looked at how Dana drew hands a lot and coupled it with my own anatomical knowledge of hands. #KnightsOfGuinevere

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 25d

#thread New demo released, and it's way more optimized. I'm still not sure how I feel about having so many moves at the start of the game and "Rextro Bytes Back" is still boring af.

JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · Jun 7

#thread Look, I get it. Yooka Replaylee is meant to take advantage of next gen hardware and my PC might just not be up to snuff. But this might just be on of the most confounding demos for a game that I've ever played. Keep in mind that I liked the original and was excited for the remake...

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funbil @funbil.bsky.social · 29d

the point of a game is not to beat it, it is to play it. difficulty is only "a problem" if it is "in the way" of beating the game, which is an issue in the mindset of the player, not in the structure of the game. redoing parts of a fun game is not a punishment, it's an invitation to hang out

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Evangeline “I’m Scared” Gallagher @egallagher.bsky.social · 29d

Dumb as fuck people love to describe books and movies as “torture porn”. Truly a phrase used almost exclusively by those operating at a toddler level of understanding the point of things.

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · 29d

#UNDERTALE #UNDERTALE10THANNIVERSARY

JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · Sep 15

#art Under Control
Happy 10th Anniversary Undertale!

The setting is the cliffside seen at the end of Undertale's Pacifist Ending, but with a gloomier atmosphere as dark, stormy clouds and an eclipse loom over the horizon. On the cliffside itself stands Frisk at the Underground exit and Chara on the edge of the cliff. Frisk swings their knife, leaving a curved red streak of dust, only stopping to point it at Chara. Chara points to themself with the same smiling face that they always have, as if to question what the Player intends to do with their host. The shadow between both kids is in the shape of the Soul, the manifestation of the Player within the world of Undertale & Deltarune. The cliffside is covered in dust that forms several chalk drawings of the various monsters that you killed over the course of the "No Mercy" run for Undertale.

JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · Sep 15

#art Under Control
Happy 10th Anniversary Undertale!

JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · Sep 15

$90 for the base game ($70) + a season pass for a year's worth of Post Launch content ($20) vs $80 for just the base game, with the inevitable DLC likely adding onto that cost if Nintendo's current track record with DLC is anything to go by. Both suck but Crossworlds seems like the better deal imo.

Sonic Racing Crossworlds Digital Deluxe Edition costs $90 - $70 for the base game + $20 for the Season Pass. 6 different packs that come with new characters and tracks alongside some extra characters from Sonic Prime. There's also a bunch of free updates for the base game that will be adding new characters from other SEGA IPs. The base game being $70 isn't great, but it's still better than the $80 for Mario Kart World.

Donkey Kong Bananza + DK Island & Emerald Rush costs $90 - $70 for the base game, $20 for an empty island and a mode not too dissimilar to Super Mario Odyssey's Luigi Balloon World which was added in a FREE update. One could also argue that DK Island is Bananza's equivalent to the Mushroom Kingdom in Odyssey, which was included in the base game.

Pokemon Legends: Z-A Switch 2 Edition + Mega Dimension DLC costs $100 - $70 for the base game, $30 for a DLC campaign that was announced before the game was even released.

Super Smash Bros Ultimate + Both Fighters Passes & Piranha Plant cost $120 (not including the $20-$50 NSO subscription) - $60 for the base game + $60 for the DLC. Keep in mind that most of the content in the base game is reused from older Smash games while alot of the new characters and stages are locked behind the DLC that costs just as much as the base game. FUCK NINTENDO!

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JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · Sep 12

That Nintendo Direct felt more like a Partner Showcase with some Nintendo games thrown in there so they wouldn't have to call it a Partner Showcase because they know the poor reception from their fanbase toward those types of directs. Also, Mario Kart World dead af.

JakeJackJoe @jakejackjoe.bsky.social · Aug 31

Why No, Seriously?