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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · Mar 3

My mother's land.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht0H...

Danish PM Mette Frederiksen Speaks About Ukraine

YouTube video by Crosscut Films

www.youtube.com

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 4h

Getting rid of Democrats is why.

Holy fuck, get rid of him, because he will you.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

So many lies.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

I am currently filling in as head of Antifa while the boss is on long service leave.

It's a busy job, so I don't have time to get on social media, too busy coordinating with Deep State and the Illuminati in our evil scheme to provide housing for all.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

We can see how Putin, Xi, Trump and Netanyahu with Kim may have divided the world.

Trump for the Americas and Greenland.
Russia for their old European Empire
North Korea to get South Korea
China goes for Taiwan (would have by now if Ukraine lost)
Israel for the Middle East.

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

lol

At least every American is finding out what it is like to live with a psychotic family member every day.

It may even lead to health care for America.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

One particular island is probably to blame for his change of heart.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

#vssdaily #knee

Churches love them
Those kneelers
The wooden plank in pews
That kneelers kneel on
If your church is generous
They may have padding on them
Mostly I remember knees on wood
As we were taught to mimic deference
Into the reality of servile
If you want truths
Genuflect in your garden

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

Why does everyone on Fox look hideous?

World's worst makeup and hair studio?

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 8h

Trump wants all of the Americas.

He just bought Argentina.
He is attacking Venezuala.
He has threatened Canada.
He has threatened Mexico.
He has threatened Panama.

He wants the lot. One big American burger.

Which I guess will solve the problem of calling it America or USA.

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 9h

America dies in a parody of Nazyism

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 17h

It would be nice if someone could stop this idiot.

As to America, his aim is to have it all.

Canada, Panama, Mexico, Venezuela by force if he had to.

He said those threats already.

Argentina he already bought.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 23h

From the country America is attacking.

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

Excellent choice.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

#blueskyrelay #oeuvre

What are we
But bodies moving things
In particular ways
10,000 times they say
To roll a cigar
You're doing OK
Same for telling jokes
Or building cars
Or counting czars
Once you get to 10,000
You're a star
Once you get that far
Your name known over and over
You are your oeuvre

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

#vss365 #verve

Life has songs that ring through it
They echo like bells up and down
There are more songs than we have words
And life is a list of songs of holy words
We start young
With the wisdoms of
Row Row Row your boat
To
The Bittersweet Symphony
Ren interprets it
But the real creator has Verve

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

If Trump was an enemy of this nation, he would do exactly what Trump is doing.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

#ukraine #jakebroe

I always get a tear or two.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9jl...

Russia's Stock Market is Crashing

YouTube video by Jake Broe

www.youtube.com

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

##haveachat #jakob

I am a Bad Bunny.

Man standing in store with bunny ears on

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

In Russia those who do not worship Putin, fall out of windows.

In MAGA those who do not worship Trump, get eaten.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

#vssdaily #leather

Crack the whip
Make it flick
From your riding saddle
Make them doggies move on
Cowboys ride on their hides
Slaughtered
Skinned
Flensed and tanned
All natural skins
Jackets belts handbags and shoes
Skins upon our skin
Like Buffalo Bill in that lambs movie
Rawhides into leathers

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

Here in Australia, we have our Channel 9 reporting that Israel Hamas truce is Trump's legacy.

Because one Trump supporter,Gerry Harvey, is their biggest advertiser.

Old media is thoroughly corrupted.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

I commiserate with you, in this your finest hour, let us read your concession speeches, so that when our time comes to be unrewarded we shall do so with the wise words of those before us still tremulous in our memories.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

Excellent.

Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

#zachbryan #badnews #ice #jakob #haveachat

Full song.

Hope I got the right one this time :)

Zach Bryan sings Bad News.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4xz...

Zach Bryan - Bad News (Cover Full Song) | "Didn't wake up dead, or in jail"

YouTube video by Byte Jugglers

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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social · 1d

I was a founding member of the Ante-AntiFa