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JOHN WICK (Parody)

@jardaniofbelarus.bsky.social

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"ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ɢᴀᴠᴇʟ, ᴊᴜᴅɢᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴄʀᴇᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴅᴜᴛʏ." || RolePlay || Parody || JOHNWICK || 21+

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JOHN WICK (Parody) @jardaniofbelarus.bsky.social · Jan 4

A Good Death Only Comes After A Good Life.
#JohnWick
#Lit.
#Descriptive
#RP

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Baba Yaga 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓭𝔂 @jardcni.bsky.social · Jan 24

You and I left a good life behind a long time ago, my friend.
#JohnWickRP

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Christian T. Grey ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @cgrey.bsky.social · Feb 3

You taught me how to fuck, Elena. But it's empty, like you. Anastasia taught me how to love!

#ChristianGreyRP21+
#Lit. & #Desc.

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Christian Grey ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @jamie-dornan.bsky.social · Dec 1

Wᴇ ᴀɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ...
#ChristianGrey
#Lit. & #Desc.
#RolePlay 21+

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Gabriel Emerson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @gabrielemerson.bsky.social · Jan 28

You’re only a magnet for mishap, Miss Mitchell, while I am a magnet for sin.
#RP21+
#GabrielsInferno

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Christian T. Grey 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓭𝔂 @yourmrgreytie.bsky.social · Jan 14

“No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation.”

#ChristianGrey
#RolePlay 21+
#Lit.
#Desc.
#FSOG

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JOHN WICK (Parody) @jardaniofbelarus.bsky.social · Jan 4

A Good Death Only Comes After A Good Life.
#JohnWick
#Lit.
#Descriptive
#RP

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Christian T. Grey ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @christiangrey.bsky.social · Jan 14

You're quite the green-eyed goddess.

Who would have thought?

#ChristianGrey
#RolePlay 21+
#Lit.
#Desc.
#FSOG

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Jan 25

..ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ..
..ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ!

John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II
#JohnChristopherDepp #JohnnyDepp

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Baba Yaga 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓭𝔂 @jardcni.bsky.social · Aug 10

Your future is in your hands.

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Kurobara Setsuna (黒薔薇刹那) @blackroseofjapan.bsky.social · Aug 10

Who's up for RP?

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Baba Yaga 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓭𝔂 @jardcni.bsky.social · Aug 10

/ looking for RP partners.

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JOHN WICK (Parody) @jardaniofbelarus.bsky.social · Aug 9

/ could role players clearly mark their profile as RP or Parody?
Many, like I, do only follow back RPers.
Thank you!

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · May 18

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Jan 25

🥃🏴‍☠️
When we be natterin' about Rum, th' riddle ain't if but when? 'n how much!
🥃🏴‍☠️

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Jan 25

Fair winds pirates!
⚓️🥃🏴‍☠️

⚓☠️ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖊 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊! ☠️⚓
John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II
#JohnChristopherDepp #JohnnyDepp

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Jan 28

Nobody move..
I dropped my brain!

Captain Jack Sparrow!
☠🏴⚓☠️ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖊 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊! ☠️⚓🏴☠

John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II
#JohnChristopherDepp #JohnnyDepp

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Jan 25

Fair winds Pirates!
🥃☠⚓🌊☠🥃
Ahoy!

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Jan 25

Th' best Rum be in Tortuga without doubt but thar be more than Rum in Tortuga!
☠️⚓️🏝️🥃🏝️⚓️☠️
Unfurl th' sails! Headin' t' Tortuga!

John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II
#JohnChristopherDepp #JohnnyDepp

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Apr 20

⚔🏴‍☠️☠️⚓🌊⚓☠️🏴‍☠️⚔
Ahoy!
⚔🏴‍☠️☠️⚓🌊⚓☠️🏴‍☠️⚔

⚔🏴‍☠️⚓☠️ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖊 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊! ☠️⚓🏴‍☠️⚔

John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II

#JohnChristopherDepp

#JohnnyDepp

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Apr 20

Jack Sparrow : Sometimes things come back mate. We're livin' proof, you and me.

Barbossa : Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of comin' back. But passin' on, that's dead certain.

⚔🏴‍☠️⚓☠️ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖊 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊! ☠️⚓🏴‍☠️⚔

#JohnChristopherDepp
#JohnnyDepp

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Johnny ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @johndeppc.bsky.social · Feb 11

Take wha' ye can, give naught back!
🥃⚓️🏴‍☠️🌊⛵️🐚💎🐚⛵️🌊🏴‍☠️⚓️🥃
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕿𝖗𝖚𝖊 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊!
🥃⚓️🏴‍☠️🌊⛵️🐚💎🐚⛵️🌊🏴‍☠️⚓️🥃
John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II
#JohnChristopherDepp #JohnnyDepp