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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦

@jaredgoring.com

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I write, and more. No AI here. Many labels apply, including but not limited to: Canadian Ukrainian nonbinary bi/pansexual polyamorous anticapitalist autistic etcetera... Possible content:📖📷🐈🐕💩😂🏛⚧️🆒️🛠🔞 etc. DMs open, all feedback welcome! <3

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 18d

Updates!

I have a website now! There's some free writing there, and other things! Rants! Raves! Reviews! Free stories! jaredgoring.com

I have some stuff on itch now! (Only one for now but hey) jrade.itch.io

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 9h

A good thread - makes some very good points along the way! I kept "ways of knowing" in the back of my head throughout; slowly seeing it come more clearly into focus in the greater context of the thread was quite fun, haha! XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 10h

Over 14,000 signatures already. More would always be better, though! <3

Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 10h

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 10h

#Kinktober #IndieKinktober #NSFW

Hello again! Late today (work, pies, TTRPG, long day) but here's today's; Marina and Oreilla (a Priest) have fun with- well you can read the snippet below XD it's that! They do that.
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Read free here: jaredgoring.com/kinktober-da...

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"“My legs are still a little worn-out from a minute ago,” Martina giggled softly, kissing at Oreilla’s lips and stroking at his cheek while her thighs complained furiously. “How about you grab your belt… tie my wrists behind my back… and pound my titties, hmm? Something else we’d both appreciate – and-” Martina’s breath caught in her throat and a sharp shiver ran through her as another idea presented itself.

“Actually, Father,” she murmured heatedly, pausing to lick at his lip with just the barest tip of her tongue, “I’ve found something new tonight that I quite like. A little spark, if I might request: to feel your tongue and mine writhing amidst a shared mouthful of your cum, please.”"

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 15h

Ooh delightful! Well in that case I should look at making the mushroom one and take a pic of that too!

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 15h

It's worth a shot, eh? Might have an opportunity or two for it later in the story… >.>

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 23h

#WIPSnips "Hope" from Fight or Flight

This philosophy of AL's comes up a fair bit - although not always as nihilistically as this XD

Ebook screenshot from Fight or Flight:
"Not that it mattered. As I climbed the crew ladder, it didn’t matter - that was the difference between hopes and dreams. Hopes, you could have and work toward. Dreams were just dreams - they might be nice to think about, but you couldn’t actually do anything to get it. Just sit there and want it, and dream.

I could want to be something as much as I wanted, could want to be a rich spoiled child in a mansion somewhere with ponies and chariots. Could want the Corps to let in girls and have a shower for them, so maybe I didn’t need to cough up coaldust for the rest of my life. Could want to be a mixblood, to have magic at my fingertips and power in my veins. Could want to be whatever great thing I thought I was maybe destined for.

Didn’t matter. I could want whatever I wanted.

I was still just a coalboy."

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Eyyy I got it right and I did already know what it was, just hadn't seen it abbreviated before I guess? Or not knowingly.

Most ironically of all it's even lightly involved in the chapter I posted XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .

Alt: a cartoon owl with glasses and a lollipop says "the world may never know".

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Hahaha yeah I getcha - looking at it like "it can't possibly be that simple." but, sometimes, it really is that simple XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Unless your safe word happens to be M00 or M01 I guess XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Man I fucking loved Waterworld, and if not for an unfortunate monsoon - and a production team who was unwilling to permit any differences rebuilding sets afterward - it would've turned a profit. I genuinely think it was a great movie, especially for its era. Not flawless, but great!

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

You folks are lovely. I'm going to sleep but I really appreciate all of your efforts, the smiles you bring me (and hopefully others), and just… the fact that you're out there.

Thank you all <3

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Sometimes, cyclical history is fun!

This may or may not be one of those times (or maybe both is and isn't?) XD

👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Me too! Monday is my Saturday, so I should have the chance unless the weather is terrible or…well, or I forget XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Shockingly I was being fully legitimate (albeit in a hopefully comedic fashion) this whole time XD however! I'm about 78% sure I now know what it means, and that it has nothing to do with computers or gCode. Or at least not as a prerequisite.

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

OH okay I figured out what it is I think (presuming that the Cs essentially stand in for the same word, yes?) and it's one of category C) thing I already know but not by that name XD

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Yeah that would work on probably a good 80%+ of the people I know, and most of the people I know are at least passably good with computers!

They'd just think it's some odd new hotkey, hit it without thinking, and then only realize a moment later what they'd done.

Luc @aura.dog · Aug 16

Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh

This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol

old people are just not built to handle this

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

~also an eternal gourmand: I like everything! I don't *need* anything! And I really don't have enough need to develop the drive to be in the community enough to keep up with it all! XD

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

I- I mean- like you could fuck somebody with a 3D printer head attachment I guess? Or a special module on a CNC router or something?

Is- is that what it is? Is it something else? Is it something else I even know of but know by a different name?

This is the problem with being kink-positive but~

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Right? I don't just wanna hit Like - I want to not just read, but comprehend and even savour it! To luxuriate! It's what this all deserves!

Monday maybe I'll read a bunch whilst sitting in the hot tub…with some wine…and chocolate…really triple down on the luxury! XD

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Hahaha I'm curious as to which one more - but yeah I've run into that before too! XD

"Well they can't possibly mean- oh, no, yeah, they do. Okay."

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Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

I at least glance over an ingredients list and like to have a rough idea of what something is before eating it!

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

Yeah, that was my thought - maybe they think they're made from composite potato, or potato flour, or something - but still…it's pretty obvious looking at a Lay's that it's one piece of a thing.

Also, worried by how little comprehension specifically of something that's going in them.

Jared, goring (people with my horns) 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @jaredgoring.com · 1d

My guess is like…they think they're like Pringles? A mixture of starchy compounds variously pressed into a disc? (Not knocking Pringles - love them - but they're not gluten free so my celiac partner is saddened by them)

Like I'm trying to be generous here, but…