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Jar Jarmusch

Jar Jarmusch

@jarjarmusch.bsky.social

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Phony tough and crazy brave

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Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · Mar 22

Elon out there trying to figure out what a transom is.

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 1h

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 6h

He might have ANOTHER restraining order out on him again.

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 16h

Also the location for the short lived Movie House rip

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 21h

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell out looking to get some of that Saturday night beaver.

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 23h

Dude was totally going to pull a Fetterman if he got elected.

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 1d

As he rounds every corner that castanet stinger blares and he is greeted by Dick looking like this telling him... “Oh look it’s that completely unreliable asshole.”

Scatman Crothers on the set of The Shining doing some on set goofing.

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Hader has a funny story about attending the premiere with the cast.

They had yet to see it.

When the director announced the runtime while introducing the film, Hader said everybody started whispering to each other

“Jesus Christ, is he fucking serious?!”

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 3d

Boomer down!

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 3d

I’m same way during that AMAZING opening sequence in the tunnels with the Othar Turner track, John C Reilly etc.,

Then the Peter Gabriel break beat scratching it back and forth score kicks in with the flash frames and the whatnot.

Oh well maybe next time…

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 3d

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 3d

“I’m hung low, Merica.”

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 3d

Vaxxed or raptured?

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 3d

“Don’t tread on me Steve on bass. He wrote this!”

[thump-bloop-bloop-thump-thump]

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 3d

A lot of new boot goofin’ out there today.

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''

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Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 4d

He gonna fuck around with that AI and everybody gonna end up looking like this

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 4d

Space Ghost told the truth!

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 4d

Me after drawing the curtains when I see them walking up the driveway.

a young boy is holding a nun 's life magazine in his hands .

ALT: a young boy is holding a nun 's life magazine in his hands .

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Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 5d

Really awesome and cool that the Harris campaign decided to tell Walz to chill on the “they weird” shit

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 7d

Last time I felt THE GRIP OF FILM it was during The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover at 11:30pm on HBO when I was 14. 👀🥷

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 8d

No you’re just dumb.

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 9d

“I know it’s pretty, baby, but I didn’t take it out for air.”

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 11d

Helped me master the muffin for nearly 25 years now!

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 11d

Walter just don’t know or don’t show about that staying prayed up method of acting. Sad.

Jar Jarmusch @jarjarmusch.bsky.social · 11d

Glad to know they think round is funny!