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@jasperwheart.bsky.social

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27 years old. Hellaverse fan. Professional Moxxie simp. PFP by @yepthefanart I occasionally write on https://archiveofourown.org/users/JasperWildheart. Minors DNI

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 26d

What's that? Moxxie day is over? Too bad it's actually Moxxie day every day. I wanted to write a quick little one shot after the last short where Moxxie really sits down with his feelings about Crimson.

#HelluvaBossfanfic #Moxxie #HelluvaBoss

archiveofourown.org/works/70888311

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 2h

I have a lot of it but I don’t think I can provide much more angst than this. archiveofourown.org/works/517083...

Small Comforts - Chapter 1 - JasperWildheart - Helluva Boss (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 20h

The fact that it’s people complaining about Blitz not getting merch is even more ridiculous. Like Blitz gets merch damn near every drop. The deuteragonists can have merch too it’s fine.

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 20h

I had honestly forgotten about Lackadaisy and just assumed production stalled completely because they tarnished so much good will they had with so many potential fans.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 21h

Are people actually complaining about Moxxie and Millie getting more merch with youtooz? The main characters and many side characters have been treated so unbelievably well with merch. There is no need to try and put people down for being excited about more merch for objectively popular characters.

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Ness🩷🦎 @nesspenguin89.bsky.social · 1d

Moxxie and Millie with their kitty costumes 😻😻😻
#HelluvaBoss #Moxxie #Millie

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

Ohh oh no. I’m too gay for this. Just giggling and kicking my feet for this absolute bastard man

BTW Gravity kicks ass and was not at all the style I was expecting for Hazbin but it was absolutely welcome.

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

Text: You don’t even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it’s super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE PRESH THEYRE BOTH SO PRETTY

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

NOOO THE NERD IS BULLYING THE OTHER NERD 😭

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

I have so many sad thoughts about Stolas but I don’t want to share them because I don’t want to be a bummer

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 1d

Get that bread Moxxie!

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💔Reaper🖤MDNI🚫 @princepapaya.bsky.social · 1d

Moxxie got bred

#helluvabossfanart

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🌸DaniDraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 2d

I dont often listen to House of Asmodeus but when I do I think about how much Fizz and Ozzie owe Moxxie an apology jdjdjsjs 😭

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 2d

Ozzie and Fizz tried to ruin someone’s anniversary for showing sincere love and affection and also proceeded to shame a domestic abuse survivor for leaving his abuser. Those two owe everybody an apology

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🧡🎃Speedy Draws🎃🖤 @yepthefanart.bsky.social · 3d

All she wants to do is to go on a mission with them but she's stuck doing paperwork with Stolas

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

Oh no don’t tell me they have pins too. My wallet can only take so much abuse

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

We never skip Welcome to Heaven in this house

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

One thing about Moxxie that I know in my heart is canon is that he can field strip and reassemble just about any weapon in under ten seconds.

I want to see him get a hold of a targets gun before completely disassembling it and tossing it aside without even breaking eye contact

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

Moxxie has an encyclopedic knowledge of firearms and theater. Stolas is intimately familiar with legal issues. Blitz is incredibly insightful when it comes to people. Millie has incredible deductive capabilities. And Loona is incredibly gifted with magic.

They’re all intelligent in different ways.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

I really dislike the idea that there is a “smartest” member of IMP. Intelligence is not something that is easily quantified.

While Moxxie and Stolas likely have had the most formal education we’ve seen the rest of IMP display impressive intelligence that is worthy of praise.

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🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

I’m trying to think of a man who isnt a whore and I legitimately can’t. Is my brain broken?

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

Expiration dates have always been largely arbitrary and most of the time massively underestimate how long foods last before spoiling. If it looks and smells fine it probably is.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

Millie ignored Striker because to her he was just like every other dime a dozen hypermasculine farm hand she’d known growing up. Arrogant dudebros who’d try to woo her and would be long gone soon.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 3d

This moment is where I realized that one of Viv’s strengths as a writer is her ability to subvert common narrative tropes to great effect. She’s done it so much and more people should talk about it.

🔞 Jasper 🔞 @jasperwheart.bsky.social · 4d

No it’s the other episode I never shut up about

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