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Jochem

@jchmoe.bsky.social

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30, pan/ace 🖤🩶🤍💜 Worked on: Horizon Forbidden West 🏹, TBA Soon: Sr. Network Programmer @ Nixxes Prev: Sr. Online Tech Programmer @ Guerrilla

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 22h

We're so back 😄
Congrats on the launch @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social!

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we're so back.mp4

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 1d

Excuse the clickbait but this is where I'm at 🤷
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AI Coding Sucks

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry, I'm failing my duty as kitten parent, meet Mercer and Casper 😁

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry, I'm failing my duty as kitten parent, meet Mercer and Casper 😁

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 4d

I honestly don't know what the end-game is, never made it past this stage where they ask me for my name and photo in return..

I once literally asked them what their end-game was and got this response:

Screenshot, snippet of a conversation between me and the scammer:

Scammer: "I don't trust you, you people with animal brains."
Scammer: "Your mother is a dog with a crazy coat."
me: "What 😂"

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 4d

We call them Tompouce, or at least a variant of them? 🤔
Not sure if I like the name snot block as much..

Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 4d

The constant urge to post kitten photos online

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 4d

hell yeah, congrats 🍗🍗

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 5d

It took a long time so he just started chatting with the people in his call center about random shit w/ me on the line. He asked me if I caught the thing his coworker said (I lied, said no), he did not repeat it.

It realtly felt like I was intruding in his friend group chat or whatever..

wild

Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 5d

I called Dutch support of a large multinational today, and the guy that picked up the phone was literally just a translator who joined the English support in my stead.
When he got put on hold, he put me on hold. When he was asked a question, he relayed it to me. I could've contacted English support?

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 5d

pretends nothing happened

Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 5d

Lost his balance, and his cool

Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 7d

Got kicked of a nearly empty tram today for ehm.. carrying a computer monitor wrapper in foam, in a plastic bag??

Apparently that's illegal idk, the guy said putting it in a cardboard box would've been fine 🤷

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 7d

I'll give it a 50/50 that this was some vibe-coded system rushed in place to comply with changing laws.. 🥲

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Guerrilla @guerrilla.bsky.social · 9d

To our dearest friends at @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social, congratulations on Ghost of Yōtei! Aloy and Atsu share the fire, and today we share in celebrating your incredible achievement 💙🙌🐺

🎨 Art by Guerrilla Lead Artist Ilya Golitsyn

#GhostOfYotei

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 10d

Yesterday was my last day at Guerrilla. 🥲

It feels weird to leave the team, project and studio behind. They'll be fine without me, but I will miss them for sure!

I'm excited for the future though, and happy with the friends I've made along the way 😄

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 12d

I wish I had something clever to say, but it just sucks 😕

Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 12d

me: *doesn't wear watch all Sunday*

watch on Monday: yesterday was a total failure, try reaching at least one goal today!

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Renee! DEVIL'S LIMINAL early access out now! @studiointerlude.com · 14d

DEVIL'S LIMINAL is ready to go at the @qgcon.bsky.social arcade, with a special convention demo!

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 15d

Chances of this happening on 10 consecutive flips are p^10, so for p=0.2 that's about 1 in 9.7M, so you got quite lucky on that run 🙂

Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 17d

Hard to believe that AI tooling was so high up the must-haves list that it made the top 3 in the summary post, yet there's nothing about art style they're looking for; just 'must use AI'.

That to me says more about the company than they probably realize, but at least they're upfront about it. 😅😬

Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 17d

You got this!!

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Patricia Rodríguez [Starflare] @starflarecrafts.com · 18d

Finished painted Vendredi!

I’m also participating in my first in-person contest with her at @freakwars.bsky.social this weekend, wish me luck 🙏🏻✨

1/10 scale miniature bust of a woman fully painted

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Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 18d

Such a missed opportunity. They could've spent effort making digital a first class experience with open access to all the proceedings and recordings, but they're trying to turn it into an influencer/marketing expo?

Ugh. 🙄

They missed the boat on digital conferences and are now digging their grave.

Jochem @jchmoe.bsky.social · 20d

The misery machine in my pocket got me and my partner to randomly connect over a shared interest from across the globe four years ago and made us fall in love. You're not wrong, but remember that that coin has a back side 🙂

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