James is here too
jcjmorris.bsky.social
James is here too
@jcjmorris.bsky.social
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Optimistic, submissive, sertraline-powered, linguiststicky, penis-adjacent situation. Never knowingly hinged
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"you appear to be having trouble processing negative emotions. You need a good cry. Here's some tickets to Madame Butterfly..." 🦋💔
Ah yes, the ol' Shits n Giggles ploy...
In professor world, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
Cabin in the Woods covers most of the bases, surely?
Ah yes, the old 'is it COVID or am I just in my 40s?' quandary...
Is it weird if I'm... y'know... into this just a little bit?
I have wrongfully detained the cats this morning, and this is their gentle reminder of the principles laid down in UK law.

"Yeah, habeas corpus, m[elon]f[arm]er"
After 20+ years teaching English to foreign types, this is one gaffe that never gets old. The other one, slightly more common, is 'my favourite drink is cock'
My ex who trained as midwife now calls a speculum a 'flapjack', and honestly there are few funnier things in the world than this right now
"Sir, you are naught but a scurrilous hole-heckler! Away with you!"
Yep, that checks out
It is right to give her fuss and praise
Qu'est-ce c'est, cette chôtinage!
All British people should have to integrate. It's a two-way street ↔️
Greenwich Spiteful Time
Greenwich Cruel and Unusual Time
I'm still holding out for LOTR Extended Trilogy, everyone is Muppets except Peter Jackson
I suggest pairing this stupid joke with one of mine:
Audible: "This is Audible..."
Me: "Yes, yes it is"
It's the ladylike little hand at the end to get help down from the stage that slays me... *am ded*
Also, everything this woman says and does... 🤩😍🤩😍🤩
I am very happy for the UK to become poorer overall, as long as the wealth that remains is more evenly distributed
Plagiarism is definitely something to be avoided, especially when taking a stool sample.

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