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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 4h

Few know this, but the original title of the book WAS "Awful People." It was Fitzgerald's mistress who suggested changing the title to "The Great Gatsby," which he thought was a "great" idea. What is that infernal beeping!!!?

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 4h

Same BS everywhere you go these days

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 6h

Now, now, he said "core" inflation, which refers to the price of apple cores. In real terms, the price of apple cores has declined significantly. Nobody seems to want them.

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 6h

It's not work if you love what you do.

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 7h

Pretty sure it is pronounced Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6u1...

Herman Cain Uzbekistan

YouTube video by Andy Rush

www.youtube.com

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

They wrapped up the trial quick to sandwich it in between other court business, and also because the prosecution's case had no meat

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

In an alternate timeline, Hillary won in 2016 and there's a taco truck on every corner

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

It's big enough, right? I don't want people to walk past and miss the sign.

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

BuT WE SaiD YOU CoUlD EAT ThE CaKE!!!

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

An actual moo point!

a man and a woman are talking in front of a shelf with the words " this is all a moo point "

ALT: a man and a woman are talking in front of a shelf with the words " this is all a moo point "

media.tenor.com

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

OMG! Ezra Douthglesias. Please let that become a thing.

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