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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko

@jeffkrisko.bsky.social

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Words, footballabsurdity.com FSWA Member "Does it pass the JiA test?" I'm never referring to dynasty Neoliberalism will not save us. Niners/Giants/Kings

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1h

This is actually one of my favorite Photoshops that I've done in a while. I had to build a lot of the ump here.

AND I do all my photoshops on Adobe Photoshop CS2, which is 20-year-old software at this point, so I get ZERO assistance from the computer and this is all manual, lol

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 2h

Justin Fields this season:
29.5, 27.1, 26 fantasy points against the #4, #2, #1 best matchups in the league (PIT, MIA, DAL)
3.98, 4.90 against everyone else

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 2h

NYG 7-point dogs to Denver tracks; despite what Saquon failed to do against the Giants, they're not a great run D (5th in EPA/rush) because they're so aggressive in the pass rush & this'll probably be a JK Dobbins game.

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 2h

That Chuba contract really was all funny money wasn't it

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 2h

you guys just went cross-country and put a 4-1 Jags team that finally learned how to pass into the ground. The Texans will not be a problem

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 3h

how in the world are the seahawks opening as only 2.5 point home favorites against the texans?

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 3h

lol I completely forgot that Niners-Falcons is SNF next week

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

The world has evolved past the need for a Kansas City Chiefs

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

Isaiah Likely just threw his remote at the TV

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

Flaherty and Fluharty imply the existence of a Fleherty, Fliherty, and Floherty

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

Kate made her World Famous Pot Roast lets gooo

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

look again, meg

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

oh yeah?

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

"why am I not getting this writing done" I ask as I watch two sporting events and scroll bluesky

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

hey when was the last time the mariners played in extra innings, that might be fun if this tie holds

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 4h

I hate my stupid basketball team

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

unfortunately, a dumper dinger is the true ball dont lie

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

They need to go 82-0 for the next 6.25 years to get back to .500 btw. It means it's mathematically impossible to finish above .500 as a franchise until 2031, or 60 years later, at the earliest

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

Not the point of this post but it made me wonder when the Sacramento Kings were last over .500, cumulatively, as a franchise:

1970-71, their second-to-last season as the Cincinnati Royals.

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 5h

this graph’s going around on twitter. it stopped me dead in my tracks. i am going to punch something

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

dude is gonna bring in the german to make sure he knows that he means business

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

Quite a snooze rn

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

Hutchinson on that play

a man is holding a child on a basketball court with the word hap on the wall

ALT: a man is holding a child on a basketball court with the word hap on the wall

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

[twitter doctor voice] doesnt look good for joseph, appears to be a leg injury

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 21d

The Kicker Gods shunned Justin Tucker, for they saw his impure heart. With Tucker vanquished, they turned their eyes to another.

a football player wearing a helmet with the letter k on it stands next to a referee

ALT: a football player wearing a helmet with the letter k on it stands next to a referee

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

wait was that the super bowl winning play