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Jeff Laux

@jeffreylaux.bsky.social

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Cat dad. Computer geek. Runner. Apostrophe misuse is a national emergency. Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

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Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 2d

A balk would be epic.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 2d

Suicide squeeze for the ages.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 2d

Kicking when trailing by more than 19 with half of the 4th quarter remaining.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 2d

Son of Reds legend Dante.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 5d

I didn’t make it to the 18th inning the other night/morning. Was Mary Hart still in her seat at the end?

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 9d

It’ll be very easy to pick out his red face during a white out.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 11d

And March 24th would not have been "EST". It was Daylight Saving Time on that date, so "EDT". Their attention to detail in this filing is dogshit.

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Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 12d

I think we kept the UDF on 12th & High in business simply with the amount of Natty Light purchased.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 12d

Standing in a line to enter a Reds game last summer, megaphone-guy starts blasting his heaven speech to the crowd. Person in line ahead of me says, "I don't want to go to heaven if that guy's going to be there."

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 13d

You can't quit the Bengals. The Bengals quit you.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 13d

@tylermeinerding.bsky.social @joshkirkendall.bsky.social The Bengals don't have the worst guards...that's progress!

Ben Baldwin @rbsdm.com · 13d

Pass block grades of offensive linemen in True Pass Sets only (excludes plays with less than 4 rushers, play action, screens, short dropbacks and time-to-throws under 2 seconds)

The Seahawks really really really really really need a right guard

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 16d

That’s pretty normal for someone who eats a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, and a Filet-o-fish in one sitting.

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Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 16d

Now get to FS1.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 18d

All Cleveland had to do was find themselves a Chase and a Higgins.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 18d

Assuming since it's still 4th and 2, and no timeouts that Michigan didn't even try to get MSU to jump offsides with a fake 4th down play? I'd do that first. Take the delay of game, then punt.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 19d

I yanked him like a million runs ago. Apparently Wilson is fine punting this game.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 19d

I learn how to spell my colloquial terms from Kentucky water towers.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 21d

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 23d

A point guard should fake a jumper after making a dish inside. Defense would be so confused.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 26d

Who wants to let Manti Te’o know?

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 27d

$1.19 a gallon? Holy cow, must be those super low gas prices the orange doofus is always talking about.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 28d

TL;DR

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 28d

So dumb. They have three outs left and just said, here, take one of our outs.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 29d

I got so much done during a lot of those seasons. You had to be a masochist to actually watch every minute of every game.

Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social · 29d

Most likely Scorigami is 63-0-igami.