Jennifer Fischetto
@jenniferfischetto.com
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USA TODAY bestselling author of supernatural horror & suspense filled with dark twists, chilling dread, and lipstick-stained secrets 💄👻💕💀 Words Matter - the ones we think, tell ourselves & others No Politics. This space is protected by my sanity bubble 🫧
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This is the #tattoo my daughter just gave me for my birthday.
It's my penmanship. I love it. I only wish I'd paid attention to the L and made it taller lol.
She had given me the crescent moon yrs ago and darkened it this day.
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Silence!
34 minutes later.
🔕😴
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STARTLED awake at 12:08 am by the raging smoke alarm telling us to evacuate. It's still going, 10 minutes. I called maintenance. They'll be here in about 10 minutes. I may be deaf then. 🙀
Feel for my kid who has 1st day of new job in less than 7 hours.
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I'm 🤣🤣
She had to go to reach room to figure out which bastard it is, then takes it down and outside and then she has to literally stab it. Like WTF. And then she freezes and listens outside, thinking another building is going off. Under her breath, "better not be". 😂
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When they first installed these alarms, a couple of decades ago, they said they were hardwired to the for department. Well, that's a lie. This bitch has been raging for 26 minutes. A better person would've ripped them all down& not cared about eviction. Lol
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STARTLED awake at 12:08 am by the raging smoke alarm telling us to evacuate. It's still going, 10 minutes. I called maintenance. They'll be here in about 10 minutes. I may be deaf then. 🙀
Feel for my kid who has 1st day of new job in less than 7 hours.
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When they first installed these alarms, a couple of decades ago, they said they were hardwired to the for department. Well, that's a lie. This bitch has been raging for 26 minutes. A better person would've ripped them all down& not cared about eviction. Lol
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STARTLED awake at 12:08 am by the raging smoke alarm telling us to evacuate. It's still going, 10 minutes. I called maintenance. They'll be here in about 10 minutes. I may be deaf then. 🙀
Feel for my kid who has 1st day of new job in less than 7 hours.
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I love the show, love most of the regulars, but she is my absolute favorite character and actor.
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STARTLED awake at 12:08 am by the raging smoke alarm telling us to evacuate. It's still going, 10 minutes. I called maintenance. They'll be here in about 10 minutes. I may be deaf then. 🙀
Feel for my kid who has 1st day of new job in less than 7 hours.
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I sometimes just add it, finely chopped, to soups or stews. I then usually hate it. 😂 I used to eat it cooked all the time. Just steamed or sauteed with water and then add hot sauce. Now, I only like it raw.
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My kid graduated college in May. Environmental Science major. Not a lot of hiring in science now.
Been working at Six Flags for the summer. Today was their last day. Bittersweet.
Tomorrow is their 1st day as an EMT.
Super excited, nervous & proud.
Me! No clue how they feel. 😂
#proudmama
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Now I'm definitely going to have to make them soon. Not today though. lol
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my Continue Watching pile of mess on #Peacock. What a weird thing to spend time on.
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Therapy has to be cheaper. And it's private & doesn't screw up your reputation. 😂
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I've been pancakes for most of the week. Said I'd make them come Saturday. It's now Sunday, and I still don't see them anywhere. 🤔
I also said I'd make curry last month. It took 2-3 weeks before I finally did it. Maybe I'll be eating pancakes for Halloween! 😂
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Ppl are still going to believe what they want. Like how we need to detox when that's exactly what our livers do.
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They don't give him anything to do. He should be in the Tate's baby situation and Rachel drama and have a love interest. And more. But him just involved with his kids is boring. He's too young to not have his own life.
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It would be a lot easier without shoulders too!
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I find it funny most of know Dandre aren't end game, and we're ready for it & enjoying them while it lasts. But every moment she's around her ex & he's around the drip, I think "is this it?" Nothing like watching your fave couple on eggshells & waiting for the inevitable atst 🤭
#BTG #BeyondTheGates
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I hope, eventually after whatever pulls them apart happens, Dandre can stay the best of friends. They really are a great couple. #BTG #BeyondTheGates
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LIPSTICK, LIES & DEAD GUYS is on sale this week--October 6th-12th.

In honor of it being October, my favorite month of the year, in honor of it being spooky season, and in honor of my desire to simply share. 😉

Grab it while it's on sale!
Happy reading! 💚

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book LIPSTICK, LIES & DEAD GUYS, by Jennifer Fischetto beside a ghost with sunglasses
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in synchronicity. This would greatly please my heart. And make me cry. 🥰
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Some men are disgusting. I hope she takes action to never see him again.
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LOL, that would be a great balance.
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Watching It on #AMC and they were some dramatic ass adults. The 80s. 😜