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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Sep 12

My new (hot, queer) hairdresser: “an amazing boyfriend is really just your average girlfriend.” 😂🤣

Go on, queen

Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Sep 12

Holy shit, Aita. This finish 😮🙌 #BarçaDUXLogroño

ANXO LOPEZ🔻 @anxolopez.bsky.social · Sep 12

El gol de espuela de Aitana.

Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Aug 8

Look. At. This. List!! With the year La Reina has had, I think the winner is a foregone conclusion. #BallonDor

Bronzey very much deserves to be here, so I won’t be entertaining any hot takes…

List of 2025 women’s Ballon D’Or niminees

Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jul 27

*happy sobbing*

Women’s Transfer News @womensfootball64.bsky.social · Jul 27

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BACK-TO-BACK 🏆

#WEURO2025 #ENGESP

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jul 27

Ughhhh #WEURO2025

kermit the frog is looking at a green object

Alt: kermit the frog is looking at a green object

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jul 27

Lucy crying in pain and writhing on the pitch, while Ona rubs her neck. Nobody talk to me. 😭 #WEURO2025

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jul 27

These two “very close friends” are facing off on the pitch today, and this lesbian is so giddy I’m skipping through the house

“Close friends” Lucy Bronze and Ona Batlle

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jul 25

Unnngghhhh. Ona can rock a suit 🥵

Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jul 24

Coincidentally, this is what I look like each day when I thank the gods for gifting us with Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze …

Lucy Bronze celebrating a made penalty shot

Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jul 24

“Close friends” 😂🤣.

Irish News 🇮🇪 @news-flows-ir.bsky.social · Jul 24

The holidaying close friends trying to ruin each others' dreams in the Euro final: Lionesses star Lucy Bronze and Spain's Ona Batlle are inseparable off the pitch - but major rivals on it

In the aftermath of Spain's 1-0 triumph over the Lionesses in the 2023 Women's World Cup final, Lucy...

The close friends trying to ruin each others' dreams in the Euro final

In the aftermath of Spain's 1-0 triumph over the Lionesses in the 2023 Women's World Cup final, Lucy Bronze found a spot on the England bench to grieve, devastated and heartbroken.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Apr 12

💪 #CFCW

Kevsta @kevsta.chelsfc.me · Apr 12

Chelsea vs Liverpool

Lineup is in. Mayra up top to get the business done! I like this XI a lot.

#CFCW #KTBFFH

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Mar 26

Holy sh*t, this book. 😂 Who hurt you, Delilah S Dawson?

This one was a banger that had me wide-eyed and pearl-clutching the entire last 1/4 of the story. Delicious storytelling here 🙌

Cover of the novel Bloom, featuring flowers, cupcakes, and a woman’s half-flayed face

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Mar 2

Eeeee! Girma’s debut for Chelsea! Let’s go, Blues!

CHELSEA WOMEN DAILY @cfcwdaily.bsky.social · Mar 2

Starting XI vs Brighton
Hannah Hampton in goal
Millie Bright in defence and captains the team
Naomi Girma gets her first start for Chelsea
Walsh, Nusken and Kaptein in midfield
Lauren James, JRK in attack!
SUBS: Spencer, Wieke Kaptein, Mayra, Macario
#CFCW

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Feb 21

I don’t know if it’s the Emma Hayes era or the new young players on the team, but I’m once again excited to watch the USNWT play.

Also, Massachusetts native Ally Sentnor scores her first international goal in only her third US cap 😭👏

youtu.be/by7WvLgTyrI?...

Ally Sentnor GOAL | USWNT vs. Colombia | February 20, 2025

YouTube video by U.S. Soccer

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Feb 10

Both points. 👏

Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · Feb 10

What crime did the person commit that merits detention?

Related: it’s been three weeks since Elon Musk vigorously saluted his fellow Nazis at the inauguration

southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · Feb 10

Excuse me, what in the Footloose fuck? www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Reposted by Jen Plante

Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · Feb 10

iconic

Trump waving through a window. In the foreground we see the back of a guy powerfully throwing double middle fingers at the Tangerine Hitler.

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Feb 1

Well played, Arsenal admin 😂 #arsenalwfc

Diavoletta 😈 🍉 @diavoletta6.bsky.social · Feb 1

Lmfao

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jan 31

Second Chance Animal Services in MA is asking for donations to get an ex’s or “villain’s” name pooped on ($10) or in whose honor an animal will be spayed/neutered ($50). Did I just donate a spay in honor of Donald Trump, lady boner killer extraordinaire? I sure did. One more pussy is safe from DJT.

Second Chance Animal Services “Cupid’s Karma” flyer

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jan 29

My former work wifey is so smart ❤️

www.highereducationdigest.com/leading-the-...

Leading the Way in Student Success - Higher Education Digest

Dr Micki Davis is the Director of Student Success and Retention at the University of the Cumberlands. In this role, she supports on-campus undergraduate students. She has worked in various higher educ...

www.highereducationdigest.com

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Jen Plante @jenp.bsky.social · Jan 26

Look, I know the world is a dumpster fire, but I need to find little pockets of joy where I can. Girma coming to Chelsea and getting the paycheck she deserves? So. Much. Joy.

Jeff Kassouf @jeffkassouf.bsky.social · Jan 26

It's official: #USWNT defender Naomi Girma has joined Chelsea from San Diego Wave FC for a world-record transfer fee -- the first $1 million transfer in women's soccer history, per multiple sources. Deal through summer 2029. Girma was just announced at Stamford Bridge. #NWSL